Scripts for Talent.

06/02/2021

COULDN’T BE JEZZIA 

ACCORDING TO DICTIONARY DOT COM KAREN MEANS "an obnoxious, angry, entitled, and often racist middle-aged white woman who uses her privilege to get her way or police other people's behaviors."

WITH THE NEGATIVE CONNOTATION OF THE NAME “KAREN” IN 20-20 AND 20-21 IT LOOKS LIKE THE “I NEED TO TALK TO THE MANAGER COP-OUT NAME” IS GOING TO REACH A NEW CHAPTER IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS. 

ACCORDING TO THE SOCIAL SECURITY ADMINISTRATION DATA…. THE POPULARITY OF THE NAME KAREN HAS FALLEN TO NUMBER 831 THIS YEAR. 

THIS IS A STARK CHANGE FOR THE POPULARITY AS… IN YEARS PAST IT HAS REACHED 150 (1965). 

BUT THIS YEAR ONLY 3 HUNDRED AND AND TWENTY 5 BABIES WITH THE NAME. 

MY GUESS IS THAT EITHER SAMANTHA OR AMANDA IN THE YEARS TO COME IS GOING TO BE THE NEW KAREN. 

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

LAWNSTARTER RANKED 20-21’S HORNIEST CITIES IN AMERICA.

THEY USED ADULT CONTENT POPULARITY… ADULT ENTERTAINEMNT ACCESS...ADULT SUPPLY ACCESS...SEX PARTNER POTENTIAL… AND UNPROTECTED SEXUAL ACTIVITY TO RANK THE WINNERS. 

• Paradise, NV

• Orange, CA

• Hollywood, FL

• Providence, RI

• Atlanta, GA

PARADISE HAS THE MOST ADULT ENTERTAINMENT STORES…. EVEN MORE THAN SIN CITY ITSELF… IN CASE YOU ARE WONDERING WHY SIN CITY DIDN’T MAKE THE CUT.  

AND THEN IF YOUR WONDERING ON HOW LIL OLD PROVIDENCE DID MAKE IT…. WELL … IT IS THE HOME OF PRIDE ITSELF…. IF YOU LOOK AT THEIR SEX TOY SALES. 

AS FOR MORE FACTS… 

JACKSON MISSISSIPPI …. BALTIMORE MARYLAND… SAN SAN FRANCISCO CALIFORNIA HAVE THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF STDS PER 1 HUNDRED THOUSAND RESIDENTS. 

TINDER IS THE MOST POPULAR APP FOR HOOKUPS. 

55 PERCENT OF REPUBLICANS AND 32 PERCENT OF DEMOCRATS SAID THEY WOULD HAVE SEX WITH SOMEONE WHO WAS UNVACCINATED POST PANDEMIC. 

AND 50 % OF ADULTS WITH NO EDUCATION ARE MORE COMFORTABLE HOOKING UP.

6/01/2021

WOTD

KAIROS- THE PERFECTLY DELICATE CRUCIAL MOMENT

GAYDAR BROKEN

PRIDE MONTH HAS BEGUN HERE IN THE UNITED STATES… AND TIK TOK USERS ARE USING THIS TIME TO DUB THEMSELVES AS INTERNATIONAL SUPER SPIES. 

UNDER THE SOUND CLIPPED FROM THE BACKYARDIGANS TV SHOW… CIS FEMALE APPEARING USERS ARE STATING CHARACTERISTICS THAT PLACE THEM UNDER THE STEREOTYPE OF STRAIGHT. 

THESE INCLUDE HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH A MAN FOR YEARS AT A TIME… AND BEING KNOWN AS RELIGIOUS.

CURRENTLY IN THE FIRST WEEK OF PRIDE MONTH THERE ARE 13 POINT 1 THOUSAND VIDEOS UNDER THE SOUND. 

POST ON MY GRAM FOR ME

THE QUESTION OF THE DAY IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN YOU DIE?

I GUESS THIS IS JUST ANOTHER WAY FOR YOU TO PREPARE FOR WHEN YOU LEAVE THIS LIFE… TO THINK ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA… BUT IN REALITY DOES UT EVEN MATTER AT THAT POINT?

WOULD YOU SIMPLY HAVE SOMEONE POST THE GUEST LIST TO THE FUNERAL?

OR MAYBE CONTINUE POSTING PHOTOS FOR YOU ON A WEEKLY BASIS… MAYBE YOU HAVE YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA SCHEDULER WORKING BETTER THAN OURS. 

WHILE IT IS UNCERTAIN OF WHAT EACH INDIVIDUALS PLAN IS...WHAT IS CERTAIN FOR ALL IS THAT THE SOCIAL MEDIA WON’T JUST DISAPPEAR. 

FACEBOOK TWITTER AND TIKTOK WILL CONTINUE TO SEND YOU NOTIFICATIONS… AND CONTINUE TO SEND OTHERS BIRTHDAY REMINDERS. 

THANKFULLY THERE ARE WAYS TO END THESE GRIM REMINDERS TO LOVE ONES… OR EVEN PEP UP YOUR PAGE AFTER PASSING. 

FACEBOOK IN PARTICULAR HAS AN OPTION FOR A LEGACY CONTACT THAT CAN CONTROL YOUR PAGE AFTER PASSING.

ACCORDING TO OXFORD RESEARCHERS … BY 2 THOUSAND 1 HUNDRED … THERE COULD BE OVER 5 BILLION FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS OF PEOPLE WHO ARE NO LONGER LIVING. 

SO AS WE CONTINUE THROUGH THIS 21ST CENTURY JOURNEY...THERE COULD BE A LOT MORE FUNERAL PLANNING INCLUDING SOCIAL MEDIA. 

MUSIC

THE COACHELLA VALLEY MUSIC FESTIVAL AND THE STAGECOACH COUNTRY MUSIC FESTIVAL… ARE RETURNING FOR 20-22. 

COACHELLA IS NOW SET FOR APRIL 15 THROUGH 17TH….. AND STAGE COACH...WILL BE THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND… APRIL 29TH TO MAY 1ST.

THIS ANNOUNCEMENT FOR THE RETURN IS COMING AFTER THREE POSTPONEMENTS…. THE LAST BEING IN JANUARY.  

THE PERFORMERS FOR THE EVENT HAVE STILL NOT BEEN ANNOUNCED.

05/31/2021

WOTD

GUNNEN- (SAID LIKE “ WHO-NA”)  FIND HAPPINESS IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HAPPINESS BECAUSE THAT IS HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM

YO WHY 

WHAT DO WHITE CLAWS… SCISSORS...AND ANIMAL PAIN MEDS… HAVE IN COMMON?

NO THERE AREN’T SHORTAGES.

AND THERE'S NOT REALLY EVEN A CONNECTION… A MAN JUST ROBBED A BUSINESS AND WENT FOR ALL OF THEM.

EARLY SUNDAY MORNING A MAN NAMED FRANKLIN KING FLORIDA … WENT TO THE BACK AREA OF THE GREAT CATCH… AND GRABBED THE WHITE CLAWS… ALONG WITH BEERS… TO THROW INTO THE RETENTION POND.

THEN HE WENT TO THE MASSEY BARBERSHOP...BROKE THE WINDOW AND TOOK A PAIR OF CLIPPERS...CHARGING STAND… AND OTIUM WIRELESS EARBUDS.

THEN HEADED TO THE CARPET AND FLOOR SOURCE...WERE HE BROKE A SIDE WINDOW.

NEXT CAME THE BAKERY… FROM LIVING FOODS BAKERY AND CAFE...TOOK 800 IN CASH… ACKETS..COINS… CASH BAGS… AND KEYS.

NEXT WAS THE VET CLINIC… FROM HERE HE CONTINUED HIS WINDOW BREAKING SPREE AND TOOK SOME CAT WARMERS…SYRINGES... AND ANIMAL MEDICATION…

ULTIMATELY THE MAN ADMITTED HIS CRIMES TO THE OFFICERS AND THEN ESCORTED THEM TO THE PLACES THAT HE STOLE FROM. 

NARCISSISM

ACCORDING TO YOU GOV AMERICA…. AMERICANS GOOGLE THEMSELVES QUITE A BIT.

22 PERCENT OF PEOPLE LOOK THEMSELVES UP ON SEARCH ENGINES… AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR. 

BUT ONLY 9 PERCENT DO IT DAILY. 

5 PERCENT ONCE A WEEK.

BUT 31 PERCENT STILL SAID NEVER… WHICH I DON’T BELIEVE IT. 

MORGAN WHEN YOU GOOGLE YOURSELF WHAT DID YOU FIND?

FIVE BEST CLINT EASTWOOD MOVIES. 

• THE GOOD… THE BAD THE UGLY

  • “released in 1966 and yet is as compelling a watch as it was when it first released. Sergio Leone’s epic of a film was the culmination of the Dollars Trilogy and featured sweeping landscapes of the American Frontier, class-leading action sequences and a gripping story.”

• FOR A FEW DOLLARS MORE

  • MODERN FAST PACE 

• UNFORGIVEN: NETFLIX

  • “1992’s Unforgiven that gave him his first Oscar. Actually, scratch that. It gave him his first TWO Oscars — one for Best Director and the other for Best Picture.”

• A FISTFULL OF DOLLARS

  • “The film that began the Dollars Trilogy and also popularized the Spaghetti Western and introduced Eastwood’s iconic character Man with No Name.”

• THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES

  • “ 1976 post-Civil War western had Eastwood moving slightly away from the incredibly macho Man With No Name and lending a sense of vulnerability to his character Josey Wales”

FRIENDS

MATT LEBLANC HAS BECOME THE OBSESSION OF IRELAND. 

SOCIAL MEDIA HAS BEEN JOEY JOEY JOEY…. AFTER THE FRIDAY REUNION OF FRIENDS.

“The rest of the world should know that for the last 24 hours Irish Twitter has become OBSESSED with how much Matt Le Blanc looks like everyone’s uncle/cousin. “

APPARENTLY HIS ATTITUDE...CLOTHING CHOICE AND OVERALL LOOK… REMINDS THEM OF THEIR FATHERS AND UNCLES.

LOL CAN WE SAY DADDY ISSUES?

ANYWAYS… THIS ICONIC HOW YOU DOIN LINE DOESN’T QUITE TRANSLATE TO HOW YOU GETTING ON SO THE MAN IS ABLE TO KEEP HIS ITALIAN AND FRENCH ANCESTRY.

TWITTER

JUST A WEEK AFTER THE RELAUNCH… TWITTER HAS STOPPED THEIR APPLICATIONS FOR A PROFILE VERIFICATION. 

THIS IS BECAUSE THE PLATFORM HAS RECEIVED A PLETHORA OF REQUESTS …

THIS UN-PAUSE FOR THE APPLICATIONS WAS THE FIRST SINCE 20-17… BUT IT'S GONNA TAKE TWITTER SOME TIME TO CLEAR UP THEIR BACKLOG. 

CURRENTLY TWITTER HAS OVER 199 MILLION ACTIVE USERS… 

AND RIGHT NOW ONLY 360 K HAVE THE BLUE TICK…. WHICH IS A LITTLE UNDER 2 PERCENT. 

05/23/2021

WOTD

MERAKI- THE SOUL CREATIVITY OR LOVE PUT INTO SOMETHING; THE ESSENCE OF YOURSELF THAT IS PUT INTO YOUR WORK

RIP THE MAN

FORMER PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP IS BEING SUED FOR USING THE TERM CHINESE VIRUS. 

THE CHINESE AMERICAN RIGHTS COALITION IS CONDUCTING THIS LAWSUIT AGAINST THE POLITICIAN AND BUSINESSMAN… BECAUSE IT CAUSED A LOT OF HARM TO THE CHINESE AMERICAN COMMUNITIES. 

THESE ISSUES … AND HARM TO THE COMMUNITY BEGAN WHEN THE FORMER PRESIDENT BEGAN KEYING THE TERM CHINESE VIRUS… WUHAN VIRUS… AND KUNG FLU WHILE IN OFFICE. 

ACCORDING TO T-M-Z… THE LAWSUIT’S C-A-C-R-C CLAIM’S USAGE OF THE DEROGATORY TERMS CONTRIBUTED TO THE RECENT RISE IN VIOLENCE AGAINST NOT ONLY THE CHINESE AMERICAN COMMUNITY BUT THE ASIAN AMERICAN COMMUNITIES TOO. 

INFAMOUSLY THIS CONVERSATION BEGANE… WHEN FORMER PRESIDENT TRUMP CROSSED OUT THE CORONAVIRUS IN A SPEECH AND REPLACED IT WITH THE CHINESE VIRUS… WHEN IT WAS NOT ENTIRELY CLEAR WHERE THE VIRUS ORIGINATED. 

BECAUSE OF THESE ACTIONS … CALLING HIS SUPPORTERS TO ACTION… AND CONSTANT USE OF THE DEROGATORY TERMS… 

TRUMP IS BEING SUED FOR DEFAMATION AND INFLICTION OF EMOTIONAL DISTRESS… TO WHICH THE C-A-C-R-C IS ASKING ONE DOLLAR FOR EVERY ASAIN AMERICAN AND PACIFIC ISLANDER… THAT IS LIVING IN THE UNITED STATES… 

WHICH AMOUNTS TO A WHOPPING TOTAL OF TWENTY 2 POINT 9 MILLION.

THE  CHINESE AMERICAN RIGHTS COALITION PLANS TO USE THESE FUNDS TO ESTABLISH A MUSEUM THAT SHOWCASES THE HISTORY AND CONTRIBUTION OF A-A-P-I… TO THE UNITED STATES. 

TIKTOK IS GOD

EVERYONE IS COPYING TIKTOK. 

SNAPCHAT WITH ITS SPOTLIGHT SECTION… WHICH WAS LAUNCHED LAST NOVEMBER...WHICH IS A FEED OF SHORT.. TIK TOK LIKE CLIPS… WHAT WAS LAUNCHED LAST NOVEMBER. 

AND INSTAGRAM… WHO IS FACEBOOK OWNED...THAT LAUNCHED REELS… WHICH IS OF THE SAME CONTENT. 

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE… BETWEEN THE TWO TIK TOK KNOCK OFFS IS THAT… SNAPCHAT.. IS PAYING UP TO 1 MILLION DOLLARS PER DAY… TO THEIR TOP SPOTLIGHT CREATORS. 

THIS EFFORT BY SNAPCHAT IS IN ORDER TO FURTHER BOOST INTEREST IN THIS OPTION. 

THIS APPROACH BY THE COMPANY HAS PROVED TO BE EFFECTIVE. 

WITH SPOTLIGHT… 1 HUNDRED AND 25 MILLION SNAPCHAT USERS… HAVE VISITED SPOTLIGHT EVERY MONTH. 

SO NOW TO GET PEOPLE TO THEIR TIK TOK RIP OFF… INSTAGRAM.. IS NOT LOOKING TO INTRODUCE INCENTIVES. 

APP RESEARCHER ALESSANDRO PALUZZI… ANNOUNCED THIS OPTION THOUGH THE BACK END FOR THE CODE OF THE APP. 

THIS NEW BONUSES PROGRAM SEEMS TO BE BASED OFF OF REELS PROMOTION… THE PROGRAM IS SET TO ENABLE USERS TO EARN MONEY FROM POSTING REELS IF THEY REACH A CERTAIN THRESHOLD OF UPLOADS … BUT IT DOES NOT SPECIFY THAT THIS OPTION WILL ALLOW CASH PAYOUTS. 

TIKTOK AGAIN

ON TWITTER LAST WEEK TIK TOK WAS TRENDING ON FRIDAY… AND NOW PEOPLE ARE GETTING ARRESTED FOR IT. 

THE NAME ARDIAN… HAD 29 POINT 3 THOUSAND TWEETS.. FRIDAY. 

THIS NAME IS TRENDING AS A SEVEN MINUTE SONG ENTITLED ADRIANS KICKBACK … HAS SURFACED ON TIK TOK. 

THE SONG ITSELF WAS RELEASED IN 20-17 AND FEATURES A PERCUSSION MIX…. AND IT HAS ROSE IN POPULARITY BECASUE IT CAN BE PLAYED AS A MUSIC BED UNDER MULTIPLE GENRES OF TIKTOK VIDEOS. 

BUT OVER THE WEEKEND… 1 HUNDRED AND 50 PEOPLE WERE ARRESTED IN RELATION TO SAID “KICKBACK” AT HUNTINGTON BEACH. 

THE ORIGINAL PARTY INVITE WAS POSTED ON TIKTOK BY USER ADRIAN  DOT LOPEZ 5-1-7…. TO POP OUT AND CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY. 

THE GATHERING WAS ON FRIDAY AND SATURDAY… EACH NIGH POLICE WERE CALLED TO DISPERSE THE EVENT. 

ON SATURDAY THE HUNTINGTON BEACH POLICE DEPARTMENT ARRESTED 1 HUNDRED AND 21 ADULTS… AND TWENTY-8 JUVENILES. 

THE CHARGES FOR ARREST INCLUDED VANDALISM… FIRING OF DANGEROUS AND ILLEGAL FIREWORKS...FAILURE TO DISPERSE… AND CURFEW VIOLATION. 

ALTHOUGH THE CROWD WAS OVER HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE(THE POLICE ESTIMATES 2,500)… BOTH ON THE BEACH AND IN THE STREETS… AND PEOPLE WHO WERE THEIR POSTED VIDEOS OF PEOPLE CLIMBING FLAG POLES...AND JUMPING OFF OF ROOFS… NO ONE WAS INJURED AND PARAMEDICS WERE ON CALL AND ON SITE FOR THE EVENT. 

ALABAMA DIDN'T MAKE IT LOLOL

THE UNITED STATES IS DISGUSTING…. BUT THERE ARE DIFFERENT TIERS. 

THANKFULLY… A STUDY BY ZIPPA… RANKS THE GROSSEST STATES FOR US. 

THE TOP 10 ARE:

• Virginia

• South Carolina

• North Carolina

• Pennsylvania

• Texas

• New Jersey

• Connecticut

• Georgia

• Delaware

• New York

THEY DETERMINED THESE RANKINGS FROM METRICS OF DIRTY AIR… TRASH OR THE PERCENTAGE OF EACH STATE THAT IS LANDFILL.. SPREAD OF ILLNESS LIKE THE FLU..AND CULTURAL FACTORS LIKE WEIRD GOOGLE SEARCHES SUCH AS… MAYO RECIPES… AND CROC WEARING. 

WE LOVE LIL NAS 

LIL NAS X PERFORMED ON S-N-L … THIS WEEKEND. 

BUT FOR HIS GRAND FINALE THERE WAS A SLIP UP JUST AS ICONIC AS JANET JACKSON'S NIPPLE SLIP AT THE SUPER-BOWL XXXVIII. 

LIL NAS  WAS PERFORMING MONTERO CALL ME BY YOUR NAME … DURING THE SHOW… AND ALL THE DANCING WAS JUST A LITTLE TOO MUCH FOR HIS PANTS. 

THE SINGER… AROUND THE 2 MINUTE AND 20 SECOND MARK OF THE VIDEO… WAS DANCING ON A STRIPPER POLE… BUT WHEN HE DROPS IT LOW IN THE ROUTINE … HIS PANTS SPLIT. 

IMMEDIATELY HE GRABS HIS CROTCH IN A MICHEAL JACKSON … ESC BREAK AWAY… BUT BOLDLY GLARES AT THE CAMERA WHEN IT HAPPENS… AND FINISHES THE PERFORMANCE. 

ULTIMATELY HE TWEETED AFTER “NOT MY PANTS RIPPED ON LIVE ON TV” AND HE EMBODIED… AND BODIED THE PHRASE THE SHOW MUST GO ON.

05/20/2021

WOTD

EUNOIA-BEAUTIFUL THINKING; A WELL MIND

WORKOUT W HALLE

HALLE BERRY WITH HER WORKOUT BRAND RESPIN…. HAS PARTNERED WITH A LUXE ACTIVEWEAR BRAND CALLED SWEATY BETTY.  

THIS PARTNERSHIP IS MEANT TO CREATE WORKOUT CLOTHES AND CASUAL WEAR. 

THE COLLECTION HAS 24 FEATURES INCLUDING ...LEGGINGS ...SPORTS BRAS… SHIRTS… AND A DRESS… ALL IN NEUTRAL COLORS LIKE BEIGE ...BLACK AND SOFT CREAM. 

BUT THE COLLECTION MAY NOT BE FOR THE EVERYDAY PERSON. 

THE PRICES RANGE FROM 78 A PIECE TO 148 DOLLARS. 

WHICH IS  HEFTY PRICE TO PAY FOR SOME WORKOUT WEAR. 

MONEYYYY

THE N-B-AS OWN CHARLES BARKLEY HANDED OUT 1000 DOLLAR CHECKS TO EMPLOYEES OF HIS FORMER HIGH SCHOOL. 

CHARLES IS AN ALABAMA NATIVE THAT WENT TO THE LEEDS PUBLIC SCHOOL… EARLIER THIS YEAR HE DONATED LAPTOPS AND WIFI HOTSPOTS TO THOSE LEARNING FROM HOME. 

HIS CONTINUAL SUPPORT TO HIS ALMA MATER IS NOW BEING SHOWN THROUGH THE 1 THOUSAND DOLLAR GIFTS TO ALL OF THE EMPLOYEES. 

THAT'S A TOTAL OF 2 HUNDRED AND SIXTY-6 PEOPLE BEING PAID 1 THOUSAND DOLLARS. 

HE HAS ALSO PRIVATELY DONATED OVER 3 MILLION IN SCHOLARSHIPS TO GRADUATES OF HIS FORMER SCHOOL … AND IS STILL A SUPPORTER OF BOTH THE MENS AND WOMENS BASKETBALL PROGRAMS. 

DEATH OF A … EH BAD CONNECTION

R-I-P INTERNET EXPLORER… BUT YOU WILL NOT BE MISSED. 

MICROSOFT IS RETIRING INTERNET EXPLORER NEXT YEAR. 

THE WEB BROWSER IS NOW 25 YEARS OLD… AND IS JUST NO LONGER BEING USED. 

THE LONG TERM SERVICING CHANNEL FOR WINDOWS WILL INCLUDE INTERNET EXPLORER  NEXT YEAR… BUT ALL CONSUMER VERSIONS WILL END. 

BUT LIKE WHAT ARE PEOPLE GOING TO DO WITHOUT THIS MICROSOFT BROWSER? 

WELL MICROSOFT EDGE IS THE ALTERNATIVE. 

IT HAS I-E MODE WHICH WAS CREATED A COUPLE YEARS AGO.

THIS MODE SUPPORTS OLDER ACTIVE -X CONTROLS AND LEGACY SITES AND WILL BE SUPPORTED AT LEAST UNITL 20-29 ACCORDING TO MICROSOFT IN AN INTERVIEW WITH THE VERGE. 

MEMES WIN

ANOTHER MEME HAS MADE IT TO THE WORLD OF N-F-T’S . 

THE CHARLIE HAS BIT MY FINGER VIDEO… IS THE NEXT BIG CONVERSATION FOR MEME CURRENCY. 

THIS VIDEO FIRST SURFACED IN 2007…. FROM THE FAMILIES WEBSITE. 

IT WAS A VIDEO WHERE INFANT CHARLIE BIT HIS OLDER SIBLING HARRY’ FINGER. 

SINCE IT HAS BEEN ON A VARIETY OF PLATFORMS INCLUDING YOUTUBE… VINE AND TIK TOK. 

THE BOYS ARE NOW 17 AND 15… AND ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO ADULTHOOD SO THEIR PARENTS THINK THIS IS AN OPTIMAL TIME TO EMBRACE THEIR EARLY INTERNET DEBUT. 

THE AUCTION BEGINS ON MAY 22ND FOR THIS N-F-T… AND THE WINNING BID HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK WITH THE BOYS TO CREATE A PARODY VIDEO. 

IS THIS AUCTION GOES ANYTHING LIKE THE DISASTER GIRL PHOTO… THEN IT WILL BE WORTH A LOT OF MONEY. 

THE BOYS AND THEIR FAMILY HAVE NOT DISCLOSED WHAT THEY PLAN ON DOING WITH THE MONEY. 

KIM KIM KIM YOU SLY DOG

SHANNA MOLKER HAS ACCUSED TRAVIS BARKER OF HAVING AN AFFAIR… WITH NO OTHER THAN KIM KARDASHIAN. 

AFTER NOT WANTING TO REVEAL HER PAST WEDDING TO HER CHILDREN YESTERDAY… I CAN ONLY IMAGINE HOW THIS ONE WILL GO OVER. 

SHANNA SAID SHE DIVORCED HER EX BECAUSE  “I saw them—I caught them having an affair.”

SHE SAID SHE HAD BEEN FORWARDED THE TEXT CONVERSATIONS BETWEEN THE DUO AT THE TIME WHEN KIM WAS MODELING FOR TRAVIS’ BRAND. 

BUT KIM HAS DENIED…. AND HE IS DATING KOURTNEY NOW ANYWAY SO… THIS CONVERSATION MAY GET A LIL WEIRD. 

05/18/2021

WOTD

CODDIWOMPLE- TO TRAVEL IN A PURPOSEFUL MANNER TOWARDS A VAGUE DESTINATION. 

WCN

KRIS HUMPHREYS… MAY NEVER BE KNOWN TO THE YOUNGER KARDASHIANS. 

KIM TOLD ENTERTAINMENT THAT SHE WASN’T READY TO EXPLAIN HER PAST LIFE TO HER FOUR CHILDREN. 

IN A CLIP FROM ON OF THE LATEST KARDASHIAN EPISODES… SHE WAS ASKED IF NORTH WATCHES THE SHOWS. 

AND WHAT WE GOT IN RESPONSE WAS… 

"I think clips on TikTok. She sees it's a popular TikTok where they do the crying scene from Bora Bora," Kim replies. "Pretty much all my crying scenes. So she sees that stuff and she'll come in and go 'Mom, I lost my earrings.' She'll do that as a joke and I'm just like, 'You have no idea what that is.'"

SHE SAYS SHE DOESN’T WANT TO EXPLAIN WHO HE IS… BECAUSE HE IS BASICALLY IRRELEVANT. 

THREE OF HER CHILDREN ARE FROM SCOTT… AND SHE JUST WANTS TO DEAL WITH BEING A PARENT WITHOUT HAVING TO EXPLAIN HER PAST DECISIONS… LIKE HER WORLD-WIND MARRIAGE WITH KRIS IN 20-11. 

GAGAS GOOD

LADY GAGA… IS FINALLY BACK IN AMERICA AFTER HER DOG NAPPING EARLIER THIS YEAR. 

WELL SHE WASN’T REALLY OUT OF TOWN DUE TO THE DOGGY NIGHTMARE… SHE WAS FILMING FOR HER UPCOMING MOVIE HOUSE OF GUCCI… BUT NONETHELESS SHE IS BACK. 

LAST MONTH THE CULPRITS WERE ARRESTED FOR THE DOG NAPPING AND LADY GAGA IS THRILLED TO HAVE HER BABIES HOME AS SHE RETURNED. 

SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT THEM BEING SICK OR TRAUMATIZED FROM THE EVENT… BUT IT SEEMS LIKE HER FURRY CHILDREN AND UNCONVENTIONAL FAMILY IS DOING WELL AFTER THE FIASCO. 

JENNER WHATCHU DOIN

KYLIE JENNER AND TRAVIS SCOTT WERE SPOTTED AT DISNEYLAND… UNFORTUNATE FOR US AT VCM … WE DIDN’T DIDN'T BOOK THE RIGHT DAYS ...FOR AN INTERVIEW… BUT THATS OKAY!

THE PAIR WERE THERE TO TREAT STORMI TO  TRIP…. BUT SEEMS SUPER COZY ON THE ALICE AND WONDERLAND RIDE. 

ALTHOUGH THEY HAVE SEEN EACH OTHER IN THE PAST … ON DISNEY TRIPS WHILE APART… THE DUO LOOK AS IF THIS IS MORE THAN JUST FOR STORMI… AS IT COMES AFTER REPORTS BY TMZ OF THE TWO DOING A TRIPLE DATE EARLIER THIS MONTH. 

LIVE MUSIC 

LOLLAPALOOZA IS BACK!

ORGANIZERS FOR THE FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED ON TUESDAY… THAT THE MUSIC WILL RETURN.. ON JULY 29TH TO AUGUST 1ST… IN FULL CAPACITY. 

THIS MEANS THAT CHICAGO'S LARGEST MUSIC FESTIVAL .. IS TREATING FESTIVAL GOERS TO THE FIRST TASTE OF FREEDOM IN 20-21. 

THE LINEUP FOR THE EVENT IS SET TO BE ANNOUNCED ON WEDNESDAY. 

IT WAS TEASED IN A VIDEO BY DAVE GROHL THAT THE FOO FIGHTERS WOULD BE THERE… SO YOU CAN COUNT JEZZIA IN. 

BUT A FULL COVID-19 VACCINATION AND A NEGATIVE REQUEST IS PART OF THE REQUIREMENTS TO ATTEND. 

IT TYPICALLY DRAWS ABOUT 100 THOUSAND ATTENDEES… BUT WE WILL SEE SOON HOW MANY WILL COME THIS YEAR. 

STONKS

THE MEME STOCKS ARE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT ONCE AGAIN. 

BOTH GAMESTOP AND AMC … ARE UP. 

ACCORDING TO HYPE EQUITY… A PLATFORM THAT COMPILES SOCIAL MEDIA ACTIVITY FOR INDIVIDUAL STOCKS SAID… THAT AMC SPIKED 800 PERCENT AND GAME STOCK SOARED TO A WHOPPING 1 THOUSAND AND 4 HUNDRED PERCENT. 

ALTHOUGH THIS IS PRETTY VOLATILE STATE FOR BOTH STOCKS… NOT COMPANIES ARE LEVERAGING THEIR MEME STATUS… TO GET OUT OF DEBT IN 20-21.

05/17/2021

WORD OF THE DAY

TAVAQQO- EXPECTATION OR HOPE

THE BEST

WANDA-VISION … TOOK HOME THE TOP AWARDS FOR THE 20-21 M-T-V MOVIE AND T-V AWARDS FOR BEST SHOW.

WANDA-VISIONS OWN...KATHRYN HAHN...ALSO WON BEST VILLAIN. 

AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE TOPIC OF VILLAINS… THE BEST FIGHT SCENE … WENT TO HAHN AND ELIZABETH OLSEN … FOR THE WANDA-VISION FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN… AGATHA… AND WANDA. 

BUT WANDA-VISON SEEMED TO SWEEP… THE ENTIRETY OF THE AWARDS AS… OLSEN WENT ON TO WIN BEST PERFORMANCE IN A SHOW. 

ONLY ONE RING THIS TIME 

THANK YOU… BUT NOW THERE’S NOT A NEXT… THE AMERICAN SINGER SONGWRITER… ARIANA GRANDE… IS NOW MARRIED. 

SO THAT MEANS WE TRULY WILL SEE IF SHES ONLY GOING TO DO IT ONCE. 

ARIANA GRANDE MARRIED DALTON GOMEZ… THIS PAST WEEKEND. 

THEY TIED THE KNOT IN ARIANA’S MONTECITO HOME. 

IT WAS TINY ACCORDING TO ARIANA'S REPRESENTATIVE IN A RELEASE TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE. 

THIS WEDDING CAME ONLY FIVE MONTHS AFTER THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE ENGAGEMENT. 

RIP TO PETE DAVIDSON WHO THE POP STAR WAS ENGAGED TO IN 20-18. 

CHILDHOOD FAME. 

MORGAN YORK… WHO PLAYED SARAH IN HANNAH MONTANA… IS JUST NOW RE SURFACING AFTER HER CHILDHOOD FAME. 

THE ACTOR...LEFT THE STAGE AFTER HER SUCCESS AS A CHILDHOOD ACTOR… NOW SHE IS A WRITER AND WORKS AT A PUBLISHING HOUSE. 

BUT IN AN INTERVIEW WITH E-T ONLINE SHE IS FINALLY EXPLAINING WHY SHE CHOSE TO LEAVE THE BIG SCREEN. 

MORGAN SAID SHE HAD NEVER ANTICIPATED ACTING IN ADULTHOOD …. AND ALWAYS ANTICIPATED LEAVING  THE CAREER PATH WHEN SHE PURSUED COLLEGE. 

SINCE HANNAH MONTANA SHE APPEARED IN CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN AND THE PACIFIER… HOWEVER...MORGAN DOESN;T SEE HERSELF AS FAMOUS AND WILL CONTINUE PURSUING HER PASSION FOR FICTION WRITING. 

GOLDEN LOCKS---LITERALLY

JURT COBAIN'S HAIR IS WORTH MORE THAN GOLD… AND IF YOU ARE WANTING TO MAKE THE INVESTMENT…. WE GOTCHU WITH THE LATEST. 

THE WINNING BID FOR THE LATE ARTIST’S HAIR CAME IT AT 14 THOUSAND 1 HUNDRED AND 45 DOLLARS… FOR JUST SIX STRANDS. 

ACCORDING TO ICONIC AUCTIONS… THE LONGEST STRANG WAS 2 POINT 5 INCHES… BUT YOU MAY BE WONDERING WHERE THEY GOT THE HAIR. 

IT COMES FROM HIS FRIEND TESSA OSBORNE…. FROM A HAIRCUT KURT GOT WHEN NIRVANA… WAS ON THE FAMOUS BLEACH TOUR. 

AFTER HIS DEATH IT WENT TO ARTIST NICOLE DEPOLO WHO THEN GAVE IT TO JOHN REZNIKOFF… WHO HOLDS THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE  LARGEST COLLECTION OF HISTORIC HAIR. 

KINNA CREEPY THAT THEY KEPT IT AROUND FOR THAT LONG IF YOU ASK ME. 

(ITS KINNA LIKE YOUR MOM KEEPING YOU FIRST HAIRCUT OR LOST TOOTH BUT.. CREEPIER)

TWITTER FAMOUS BB

FOR ALL THE INDIVIDUALS LOOKING TO FAMOUSLY VERIFY ON TWITTER… YOU JUST MAY JUST BE IN LUCK. 

ACCORDING TO JANE WONG … A REVERSE ENGINEERING SPECIALIST… TWITTER IS LOOKING TO REOPEN PUBLIC APPLICATIONS FOR VERIFICATION. 

BACK IN NOVEMBER THE SOCIAL MEDIA COMPANY… ANNOUNCED IT WOULD REOPEN THIS OPPORTUNITY … IN AN APPLICATION FORMAT… SOMETIME IN 20-21… BUT WONG BELIEVES THIS… SOMETIME... IS GOING TO OCCUR THIS WEEK. 

THE BLUE CHECKMARK OPPORTUNITY… HASN’T BEEN AVAILABLE SINCE 20-17… BECAUSE THERE WAS CONFUSION OVER WHO COULD APPLY.

BUT NOW THERE ARE REVISED GUIDELINES,. 

INDIVIDUALS THAT CAN APPLY FOR THE TWITTER VERIFICATION INCLUDE… ACTIVISTS… ORGANIZERS… INFLUENCERS...COMPANIES… BRANDS.. JOURNALISTS...AND PROFESSIONAL ESPORTS. 

AND ALL THAT APPLY SHOULD BE PREPARED TO PROVIDE EVIDENCE TO VALIDATE THEMSELVES. 

05/16/2021

WOTD

MOIRA- A PERSON’S FATE OR DESTINY

05/13/2021

WOTD

WOOLGATHERING- INDULGENCE IN AIMLESS THOUGHT OR DREAMING IMAGINING

FLORALLLLL

TROPICAL PATTERNS ARE MAKING A COMEBACK THIS YEAR… AS HAWAIIAN SHIRTS TAKE THE CAKE FOR THE TREND OF THE SUMMER. 

THIS COMEBACK WAS FIRST REPORTED IN THE HOLLYWOOD REPORTER… HOWEVER… IT WAS NOTICED ON INSTAGRAM… AS THEIR COUNTERPART OF LARGE FLORAL KNIT DRESSES ARE INCREASING IN QUANTITY. 

THE MODERN HAWAIIAN SHIRT FIRST MADE ITS APPEARANCE IN FASHION DURING THE 20S AND 30S…. IN HAWAII AND DIDN’T HIT THE MAINLAND UNTIL THE 40S. 

IT WASN’T UNTIL THE 60S WHEN IT BECAME THE STAPLE FOR THE GENERIC DAD LOOK… BEING WORN BY EVERYONE FROM ELVIS TO NIXON. 

POST CROCS

SINCE NICKI...NOW HAS CROCS… POST MALONE IS FINDING A NEW GIG. 

THE RAPPER… IS NOW PARTNERING WITH MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS… FOR A COLLABORATION. 

POSTIE IS NOW THE GLOBAL AMBASSADOR FOR THE ENERGY DRINK. 

THIS PARTNERSHIP INCLUDES… GIVING 10 GRAND PRIZE WINNERS… THERE OWN PERSONAL FAN EXPERIENCE… AND 15 OTHERS AN X BOX SERIES X CONSOLE. 

FOR THOSE WHO WANT TO ENTER THE GIVEAWAY FOR THIS COLLAB… YOU CAN BUY AND ENERGY DRINK AND UPLOAD A PHOTO OF THE RECEIPT… TO THEIR WEBSITE. 

SKIING IS SHI--

 FOR ALL OF THOSE WHO HIT THE SLOPES DURING THIS PAST SKII SEASON… YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THEY WERE A LITTLE … WELL… ANYWAYS.. IT LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE SLOPES IS SOON TO BE CRAPPIER. 

THE YELLOWSTONE CLUB … A PRIVATE SKI RESORT… IN MONTANA… IS PLANNING TO USE SEWAGE… AS SNOW … IN ORDER TO EXTEND THEIR SKI SEASON. 

IT WON’T ACTUALLY HAVE POOP IN IT… 

BUT … THE CLUB IS APPLYING FOR A PERMIT TO USE TREATED WASTEWATER… TO MAKE FAKE SNOW. 

THIS … IF APPROVED WILL ALSO BE AN ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY APPROACH TO REUSE THEIR INCREASING LEVELS OF WASTEWATER THAT ARE BEING PRODUCED IN RECENT YEARS. 

HOWEVER… THERE ARE STILL ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACTS TO THE IMPLEMENTATION OF THIS MEASURE….ALTHOUGH THERE IS ACTUAL SEWAGE… 

AFTER TREATMENT… THE CLEANING DOES NOT REMOVE PHARMACEUTICALS… AND PRESCRIPTION DRUGS.. WHICH CAN SEEP INTO WATERWAYS. 

ELLEN BE GONE

ELLEN DEGENERES WILL BE NO MORE. 

AFTER 19 SEASONS… HER TALK SHOW IS COMING TO AN END. 

THE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE ON ELLEN’S WEDNESDAY SHOW. 

WHEN SHE WENT TO RENEW HER CONTRACT SHE DECIDED THIS WAS THE RIGHT TIME… SO PEOPLE CLOSER TO HER… WOULD NOT FEEL LIKE IT WAS A SECRET THAT SHE WAS WALKING AWAY. 

BUT ELLEN IS NOT RETIRING. 

SHE RECENTLY SIGNED A CONTRACT WITH DISCOVERY CHANNEL… BUT IS TAKING SOME TIME OFF TO DECIDE WHAT'S NEXT.  

ZOOMIN DRUNK

1 IN 10 AMERICANS WILL DRINK MORE WHEN HANGING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS ON VIDEO PLATFORMS…. LIKE ZOOM…. THAN IN PERSON….ACCORDING TO THE AMERICAN ADDICTION CENTERS. 

IT IS NOT CLEAR WHY THIS IS HAPPENING BUT THE ONLY THING THAT RESEARCHERS KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT… ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION IS RISING… OVERALL. 

APPARENTLY THOUGH DANGEROUS AMOUNTS FOR… CREATING ADDICTION… IN MEN ARE 4 OF MORE AT A TIME … OR MORE THAN 14 A WEEK...AND 3 IN ONE SETTING OR MORE THAN 7 A WEEK FOR WOMEN. 

RESEARCHERS SAY THE ONLY REASON THEY HYPOTHESIZE THIS TREND IS BECAUSE INDIVIDUALS…. TINK IT IS SAFER THAN GOING OUT AND DRIVING. 

PS5 PANDEMIC

TOILET PAPER… PORK...KETCHUP… BOBA… GAS… 

I GUESS THE PANDEMIC REALLY IS TAKING EVERYTHING FROM US. 

AND NOW IT'S OUR GAMES. 

SONY AS REPORTED THAT THE SUPPLY CONSTRAINTS IN THE PANDEMIC … WILL CAUSE SHORTAGES IN THE CREATION OF THE PS5 … A SHORTAGE THAT WILL LAST INTO 20-22. 

GLOBAL SHORTAGES ON SEMICONDUCTORS… A DEVICE USED IN ALMOST ALL COMPUTING SERVICES IS WHAT IS CAUSING THIS ISSUE… AS IT IS A CRITICAL PART OF THE PS5 BUILD. 

THESE SHORTAGES ARE THE LEADING CAUSE TO THE DELAY IN THE CONSOLES PRODUCTION CYCLE. 

WHILE IT AS BEEN HARD TO GET ONE SINCE THE RELEASE IN NOV OF 20-20...DUE TO TRUMP'S TRADE REGULATIONS ON CHINA… AND THE PANDEMIC IN GENERAL THIS SHORTAGE IS JUST ADDING ONTO THE LIST THAT LENGTHENS THE DELAY. 

ASK MORGAN- RELATIONSHIP 

HEY MORGAN! I AM IN DESPERATE NEED OF ADVICE. 

I HAVE BEEN IN A RELATIONSHIP FOR THE PAST THREE YEARS… AND HAVE RECENTLY DOWNLOADED TIKTOK… 

AS IT TURNS OUT… I AM ON WHAT IS KNOWN AS “GAY TIKTOK”... I HAVE NEVER BEFORE EXPLORED MY SEXUALITY… AND AM IN A COMMITTED RELATIONSHIP. 

BECAUSE I HAVE NEVER THOUGHT OF MYSELF IN ANY OTHER LIGHT BEFORE… I AM NOT SURE WHAT TO DO. 

DO I TELL MY SIGNIFICANT OTHER… WHO IS A MAN… OR…. IS THIS SOMETHING I DEAL WITH ON MY OWN? 

(THIS IS A SPOOF OFF OF THE GUARDIANS LATEST RELATIONSHIP PEICE)

WCN-CHRISSY TEAGAN 

THIS JUST IN CHRISSY TEAGAN … ANNOUNCED SHE WAS SORRY!

WOW SHE CAN ACTUALLY APOLOGIZE? THAT’S CRAZY.

BUT SHE DID SO OVER TWITTER… SO I FEEL LIKE SHE’S NOT REALLY OWNING UP IN A PROPER SENSE. 

SHE TWEETED “Not a lot of people are lucky enough to be held accountable for all their past bulls*** in front of the entire world. I'm mortified and sad at who I used to be I was an insecure, attention seeking troll," IN APOLOGY TO COURTNEY STODDEN. 

IN THE PAST CHRISSY HAD SENT ABUSIVE TWEETS ABOUT COURTNEY… WHICH OF COURSE LEAD TO SOME BEEF BETWEEN THE DUO… BUT IT LOOKS LIKE CHRISSY WANTS IT IN THE PAST. 

WHILE COURTNEY DID ACCEPT THE APOLOGY… SHE JUST DOESN;T THINK THIS COMES OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF CHRISSY'S HEART… 

I MEAN IT IS A GRUDGE THAT’S BEEN HELD FOR 6 YEARS. 

AND CHRISSY IS NOW LOOKING TO ACCEPT BRAND PARTNERSHIPS WITH COMPANIES LIKE TARGET…

05/11/2021

WOTD

UBUNTU- THE BELIEF THAT WE ARE DEFINED BY OUR COMPASSION AND KINDNESS TOWARDS OTHERS. 

TAYLOR 

FOR ONCE IN HER LIFE TAYLOR ISN’T TRENDING BECAUSE OF BOYS. 

THE POP ICON… WHO HAS RECENTLY TRANSITIONED TO THE ALTERNATIVE MUSIC SPHERE… IS NOW TRENDING ON TWITTER WITH 5 HUNDRED AND 30 THOUSAND TWEETS. 

TAYLOR IS TRENDING ALONGSIDE THE HASHTAG BRITS BECAUSE SHE RECEIVED THE GLOBAL ICON AWARD AT THIS YEARS BRITS AWARDS. 

THIS MAKES HER THE FIRST WOMAN… AND FIRST NON-ENGLISH ARTIST TO TAKE HOME THE PRIZE. 

DURING HER GLOBAL ACCEPTANCE SPEECH … TAYLOR SAID YOU SHOULDN'T ALLOW THE SKEPTICISM AND CRITICISM YOU RECEIVE STOP YOU FROM PERUSING YOUR GOALS. 

BUT I DON’T THINK ANYONE DOUBTED THIS BLONDE BOMBSHELLS ABILITIES… AS SHE WAS ONE OF VERY FEW ARTISTS … TO RELEASE THREE ALBUMS DURING THE PANDEMIC… AND CONSISTENTLY RECEIVES TOP MARKS AND CHART TOPPING RATINGS FOR HER WORKS. 

WCN

WENDY WILLIAMS CONFIRMS SHE IS SINGLE ON THE WENDY WILLIAMS SHOW. 

WHICH IS UNFORTUNATE FOR HER SUITOR… MIKE ESTER-MAN… WHO SHE HAS BEEN TALKING TO FOR A WHILE.

APPARENTLY THOUGH THEIR RELATIONSHIP HAS COOLED DOWN BECAUSE SHE CAN’T HANDLE DISTANCE. 

THE PAIR LIVE TWO HOURS AWAY AND TO WENDY THAT’S A LITTLE FAR. 

I GUESS THAT IS GOOD FOR ALL THE BILLIONAIRES DIVORCING THEIR WIFES… BECAUSE THAT MEANS THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY HAVE A CHANCE. 

SHE DID SAY THAT ALTHOUGH SHE WAS SINGLE SHE WOULDN’T MIND HAVING A BOYFRIEND … AND COULD EVEN SEE HERSELF GETTING MARRIED AGAIN… IN THE FUTURE. 

SOMETHING’S JOSHY

BATTLE OF THE JOSH’S BRINGS HUNDREDS TO NEBRASKA

SOME ARE CALLING IT JOSH FIGHT OR THE JOSH BATTLE ROYALE AND OTHERS WILL REMEMBER IT SIMPLY AS JOSH VS. JOSH VS. JOSH 

ACCORDING TO NPR… HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE WITH THE FIRST NAME JOSH GATHERED ON SATURDAY APRIL 24TH IN LINCOLN NEBRASKA TO BATTLE FOR THE RIGHT TO THEIR NAME 

ARMED WITH POOL NOODLES… THE JOSH’S MET IN AIR PARK WHERE ONLOOKERS CHEERED THEM ALL ON BY NAME FROM THE SIDELINES

THE IDEA FOR THE EVENT STARTED WITH A FACEBOOK MESSAGE FROM THE EVENT ORGANIZER… JOSH SWAIN 

THE 22 YEAR OLD COLLEGE STUDENT FROM ARIZONA FOUND EVERY PERSON WITH HIS SAME FIRST NAME AND LAST NAME ON FACEBOOK 

HIS INVITATION INVITED HIS DOPPLE-GANGERS TO MEET FOR A DUEL

THIS SNOWBALLED INTO THE EVENT THAT OCCURRED ON SATURDAY

IN THE END… A FOUR YEAR OLD LINCOLN NATIVE… JOSH VINCENT JUNIOR WAS CROWNED THE WINNING JOSH

05/10/2021

WCN-JLO NOT SLICK

JENIFFER LOPEZ AND BEN AFLACK HAVE BEEN SPOTTED TOGETHER AT THE BIG SKY RESORT IN MONTANA…. AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY ARE PRETTY COZY. 

THEY FLEW OUT TOGETHER FROM L-A-X AND EVEN DROVE AROUND TOGETHER AT THE RESORT. 

WHILE PEOPLE WHO ARE CLOSE TO THE COUPLE… THAT ARE NOT A COUPLE...SAY THEY ARE JUST FRIENDS…. IN T-M-Z…. I BET THIS LITTLE GET AWAY… COUNTERACTS ALL THEIR EFFORT TO LOOK SPLIT UP. 

THE TWO SPLIT BACK IN 2004 BUT THEY LOOKED SUPER FRIENDLY ON THEIR OUTING. 

JO LO HAS SAID CONSISTENTLY IN THE PAST THAT SHE KEEPS HER EXES CLOSE… HOWEVER… IF WE ARE GOING OFF OF PRECEDENCE SHE TYPCIALLY HAS HER KIDS WITH HER. 

NBC

THE 20-22 GOLDEN GLOBES… WILL NOT BE AIRED. 

THE NBC NETWORK IS ATTEMPTING TO ACTUALLY REFORM THEIR ORGANIZATION .. AND THE CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING THE H-F-P-A… AND ITS PRACTICES IS WHERE THEY ARE DRAWING THE LINE FOR THEIR PAST BEHAVIOR. 

RECENTLY…. THE HOLLYWOOD FOREIGN PRESS ASSOCIATION… HAS HAD ALLEGATIONS OF UNETHICAL AND ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES.

THESE INCLUDE LACK OF VOTING TRANSPARENCY… NO DIVERSITY CONSULTANT… AND THE DECLINING OF MULTIPLE PRESS CONFERENCES. 

N-B-C SAYS IF THEY ADDRESS THEIR ACTIONS… THEY ANTICIPATE AIRING THE GOLDEN GLOBES AGAIN IN 20-23…. BUT UNTIL THEY ADDRESS THE ALLEGATIONS… THEY NEED TIME. 

WITH THIS ACTION ITEM NBC IS FOLLOWING STREAMING SERVICES LIKE NETFLIX AND AMAZON… SWEARING OFF THE H-F-P-A. 

RELATIONSHIP 

WELL IF YOU ARE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH RELATIONSHIPS THERE ARE APPARENLTY FIVE THINGS YOU CAN DO TO MAKE YOURSELF A BETTER CANDIDATE.. FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

FIRST ...

1. BE CURIOUS TO ASK QUESTIONS.

SECOND...

2. DESCRIBE PEOPLE IN POSITIVE.

THIRD...

3. MAKE A GOOD FIRST IMPRESSION ON YOUR FACE.

FOURTH...

4. LISTEN.

FIFTH…

5. CHOOSE EVERY OPPORTUNITY FOR JOY.

SO BASICALLY … I-W-M BUZZ IS TELLING YOU JUST BE HAPPY… AND YOU’LL ATTRACT GOOD THINGS…. BUT ALL WE ARE TELLING YOU HERE AT VCM IS JUST BE YOURSELF AND DON’T WORRY TO MUCH ABOUT IT… CAUSE IF YOU ARE HAPPY AND CONTENT IN YOUR LIFE ALONE… THERE ISN’T TOO MUCH TO WORRY ABOUT. 

LEMME AGE BACKWARDS REAL QUICK. 

APPARENTLY PEOPLE ACTUALLY FEEL YOUNGER WITH LESS STRESS RELATED AGING.

A STUDY IN GERMANY… SHOWED THAT IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAID THEY FELT YOUNGER … THEY WERE MORE LIKELY TO BE BETTER OFF. 

AND WE ARE TALKING ….LESS INFLAMMATION… BETTER COGNITIVE SKILLS… FEWER RISKS FOR HOSPITALIZATION… AND LONGER LIFE SPANS. 

ULTIMATELY THIS RESEARCH SHOWED THAT STRESS IS A SERIOUS RISK FACTOR WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTH…. PARTICULARLY IN OLDER INDIVIDUALS. 

BUT FOR THOSE THAT ARE ALREADY FEELING OLD… THERE IS STILL TIME. 

YOU CAN ALSO USE THIS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE… IF YOU TELL YOURSELF YOU FEEL YOUNG LONG ENOUGH YOU’LL START BELIEVING IT…. BUT THERE IS ALSO 

STRESS REDUCTION TRAINING. 

LESS BLOOD BUT MORE ANTIBODIES

APPARENTLY GARLIC IS NOW ON THE REQUIREMENT FOR THE VACCINATION CHECKLIST… AT LEAST FOR SELECT LOCATIONS. 

DRACULA'S CASTLE IN ROMANIA.. IS NOW A COVID-19 VACCINATION CITE. 

THIS CITE IS GIVING OUT THE PFIZER VACCINE…. BUT THERE ARE ALSO ADDED PERKS OF FANG DETAILS ON NURSES SCRUBS… BUT I GUESS THE PINTEREST STYLE ALLURE OF THE DETAILS… HELPS TO MITIGATE THE CHANGES OF DRACULA COMING FOR YOU. 

ANYWAYS THE DRIVE HERE IS MEANT TO HELP TOURISM TO THE CASTLE… AND INCREASE THE NUMBER OF THOSE GETTING VACCINATED QUICKER BECAUSE OF THE TOURISTY NATURE OF THE SPOT. 

DON'T WORRY COMPLEMENTARY TOURS COME WITH THE SHOT. 

05/09/2021

WOTD

GUBBINS- OBJECT OF LITTLE OR NO VALUE AND IS ALSO REFERRING TO AN OBJECT OR DEVICE. 

WHY AREN’T THEY NAMED JEZZIA 

THE MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES FOR 20-20 ARE LOOKING PRETTY FAMILIAR FOR 20-20 . 

ACCORDING TO THE SOCIAL SECURITIES LIST FOR 20-20 … THAT WAS RELEASED ON THIS PAST FRIDAY… LIAM AND OLIVIA HIT THE TOP. 

SO I GUESS THAT MEANS THE SONG ABOUT THAT BLONDE GIRL REALLY WAS A HIT…. AND MAYBE ONE DIRECTION JUST SLID IN SO LIAM PAYNE COULD GET SOME CLOUT. 

BUT THIS IS THE SECOND YEAR THE TOP FEMALE NAMES HAVE BEEN THE SAME. 

OLIVIA…. EMMA AND AVA… CONTINUE TO TAKE THE CAKE…. FOR THE GIRLS AND LIAM NOAH AND OLIVER… HAVE IT FOR THE BOYS. 

LIVE UNDER A ROCK

HEY MORGAN… APPARENTLY… CAVE SYNDROME IS A THING. 

APPARENTLY ALMOST 50 PERCENT OF ADULTS FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE RETURNING TO IN PERSON ACTIVITY… EVEN FULLY VACCINATED…. ACCORDING TO SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN. 

THIS IS FROM A FEAR OF REPERCUSSIONS OF ILLNESS.

A PSYCHIATRIST (ARTHUR BREGMAN) IN FLORIDA DESCRIBES THIS OVERESTIMATION OF CONSEQUENCES AS CAVE SYNDROME… IN THE WASHINGTON POST. 

APPARENTLY IT IS LINKED TO HABIT… RISK PERCEPTION… AND SOCIAL CONNECTIONS. 

OH ADAM

THE TIK TOK THAT WENT VIRAL … FOR THE HUMBLING OF STAR...ADAM SANDLER… AT I HOP… CAN BE THANKED FOR MILKSHAKE MONDAY.

APPARENTLY THE ONLY REASON HE LEFT THE ALL YOU CAN EAT RESTAURANT WAS BECAUSE MILKSHAKES WERE NOT INCLUDED IN THAT DEAL. 

WHICH IS SOMETHING JEZZIA CAN UNDERSTAND. 

BUT NOW BECAUSE OF ADAMS PLEA FOR ICE CREAM… I HOP WILL BE HOSTING A MILKSHAKE EVENT ON MAY TENTH… WHERE ALL MILKSHAKES SOLD WILL DONATE A DOLLAR EACH TO AN ORGANIZATION CALLED COMEDY GIVES BACK. 

THIS GROUP IS MEANT TO HELP RAISE MONEY FOR COMEDIANS AND COMEDY CLUBS WHO HAVE STRUGGLED TO STAY AFLOAT AMID THE PANDEMIC. 

IN LONG ISLAND … FOR THIS MILKSHAKE EVENT… THERE WILL BE ALL YOU CAN DRINK MILKSHAKES… FROM 12 PM TO 8 PM… 

JEOPARDY. 

ALEX TREBEK THE LONG TIME HOST OF JEOPARDY IS FINALLY BEING REPLACED THIS SUMMER… 

THIS NEW REPLACEMENT WILL BE ANNOUNCED LATER… AND WILL NOT BE A CONTINUATION OF THE CELEBRITY HOST SAGA… 

THIS NEW NAMING OF THE HOST WILL COME DOWN TO TESTING ACCORDING TO EXECUTIVES AT SONY ENTERTAINMENT.

AS OF RIGHT NOW IT IS UNCLEAR WHO WILL HOST AS … THE RATINGS HAVE FLUCTUATED. 

BUT ANY PREDICTIONS MORGAN? 

05/06/2021

TWITTER ON X GAMES MODE

TWITTER IS REALLY SWITCHING EVERYTHING UP THIS WEEK. 

FIRST IT WAS THE CROP… AND NOW IT IS THE ADDITION OF A NEW FEATURE CALLED TIP JAR. 

I GUESS THEY ARE JUST TRYING TO KEEP THE VENMO.. CASH APP.. AND PAYPAL USERS IN TOW. 

BUT THIS NEW FEATURE… TIP JAR.. IS IN TESTING ON SELECT TWITTER ACCOUNTS. 

FOR THOSE WITH THE FEATURE THEY CAN NOW GIVE AND RECEIVE MONEY ALL THROUGH TWITTER.

ON TWITTERS OFFICIAL ACCOUNT THEY SAID THIS FEATURE IS MEANT SO YOU CAN SHOW YOUR LOVE...AND THAT NEW FEATURES WOULD BE COMING SOON. 

HAT SNATCHER

“GOT YOUR HAT” IS TRENDING ON TWITTER AFTER AN ALTERCATION BETWEEN JAKE PAUL AND FLOYD MAY-WETHER. 

IT IS A TEN YEAR OLD MOVE THAT HAS EVERY RIGHT TO AKE SOMEONE MAD. 

CAUSE WHEN YOUR A GROWN ADULT WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU GRAB ANOTHER GROWN MAN'S HAT AND SPRINT AWAY. 

Y’ALL NEED TO LEARN HOW TO COMMUNICATE. 

ANYWAYS… FLLOYS SAYS HE'S WILLING TO FIGHT BOTH LOGAN AND HIS BROTHER JAKE PAUL IN THE SAME NIGHT. 

BUT HONESTLY I THINK THAT THE INTERNET SHOULD STOP GIVING THESE BOYS A PLATFORM BECAUSE IT'S MORE TROUBLE THAN THEIR WORTH. 

FLLOYD WILL TAKE THEN BOTH AT ONCE … AND WIN. 

GOT ANY GAMES

THE WORLD OF VIDEO GAME HALL OF FAME INDUCTED A PANDEMIC FAVORITE TO THE LIST. 

GUESS WHICH ONE IT IS MORGAN? 

IT'S ANIMAL CROSSING!

IT WAS HONORED FOR ITS INFLUENCE ON POPULAR CULTURE… IT EVEN WENT SO FAR TO BEAT FIFA INTERNATIONAL SOCCER… CALL OF DUTY … AND GUITAR HERO … 

NINTENDO DEBUTED THE GAME BACK IN 2001… BUT IT TOOK TILL NOW FOR ITS LEISURELY PACE TO GET RECOGNIZED. 

CHAD THE MAN

THE OSCASR LOOKED A LITTLE DIFFERENT THIS YEAR AS THE BEST PICTURE WAS ANNOUNCED BEFORE THE LEADING ACTING CATEGORIES. 

THE SHIFT OF THE ENDING AT THE OSCARS HAD TO DO WITH THE DEATH OF CHADWICK BOSE-MAN. 

BOSE-MAN WAS NOMINATED FOR MA RAINEY'S BLACK BOTTOM… HOWEVER… THE OSCAR WENT TO ANTHONY HOPKINS… FOR THE FATHER

HOWEVER… HE WAS NOT IN ATTENDANCE TO RECEIVE THE OSCAR WHICH LEAD THE SHOW TO ENDING ABRUPTLY. 

DIRECTOR STEVEN SODER-BERGH SAID THIS CHANGE WAS A PLAN FOR A WHILE…. BECAUSE HE WANTED TO SEE THE AUDIENCES SURPRISE… EVEN BEFORE THE NOMINATIONS CAME OUT… AND SHOWS BOSE-MAN WAS NOMINATED.

BANK ROLL

THE JOKE CRYPTO IS MAKING IT TO THE BIG LEAGUES. 

THE VALUE OF DOGE  COIN HIT 70 CENTS ON WEDNESDAY. … THIS MEANS A RISE IN VALUE BY 1 HUNDRED AND 47 PERCENT IN JUST A WEEK. 

SO IT IS NOW THE FOURTH MOST VALUABLE CRYPTO ON THE MARKET. 

THIS MARK IS HITTING JUST AS THE DOGE COIN CHAMPION ELON MUSK WILL BE ON S-N-L. 

SO MAYBE THE MEME WILL MAKE IT TO A DOLLAR BY NEXT WEEK.

05/05/2021

YOU SALTY

SALT…. THE PERFECT ADDITION TO FRENCH FRIES… IS KNOWN BRING HEART AND BLOOD PRESSURE PROBLEMS. 

BUT… NOW RESEARCHERS ARE SAYING THERE'S ANOTHER DOWNFALL. 

A NEW STUDY PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF CIRCULATION DISCOVERED THAT MORE AMOUNTS OF SODIUM… AKA… SALT… IN THE BLOOD AFFECT HOW WHITE BLOOD CELLS PREPARE AND REACT TO INFECTION AND UNHEALTHY CELLS. 

THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION RECOMMENDS NO MORE THAN A TEASPOON A DAY. 

SOME OF THE BIGGEST PRODUCERS OF SODIUM IN THE DAY TO DAY DIET ARE BREAKFAST CEREALS… AND BREAD.

BUT IF YOU ARE LOOKING TO KEEP YOUR IMMUNITY UP MIGHT WANT TO STRAY AWAY FROM THE SALTED FRIES. 

RIP THE CROP

THE TWITTER CROP IS GONE IS EXCLAIMED ACROSS THE WEB AS TWITTER USERS CELEBRATE ITS DEMISE. 

THIS TOPIC IS SO POPULAR THAT 12 POINT 8 THOUSAND INDIVIDUALS ARE ALREADY TWEETING AWAY WITH EXCITEMENT. 

THE TWITTER CROP IS HISTORICALLY KNOWN TO DISTORT IMAGES POSTED WITHIN TWEETS. 

NOW USERS CAN POST… THEIR… SELFIES… MEMES… AND ART WITH OUT TWITTERS PESKY INTERFERENCE.  

HOWEVER… IT ALSO MEANS USERS CAN’T PLAY OFF OF THE CROPS TO GET A SOLID TWEET OR LURE NEW PEOPLE TO THEIR ACCOUNT THROUGH FORCED ENGAGEMENT. 

HE BACK

COMEDIAN JOHN MULANEY IS FINALLY RETURNING TO THE STAGE. 

THIS WILL BE DOING HIS FIRST SET OF LIVE SHOW SINCE REHAB… AND THE TICKETS ARE ALREADY SOLD OUT. 

BUT DON’T WORRY TOO MUCH IF YOU WEREN’T ABLE TO GRAB A TICKET… THE TICKETS FOR THE SHOW ENTITLED JOHN ULANEY FROM SCRATCH WERE ANNOUNCED UNDER THE RADAR. 

SO A TON OF PEOPLE FOUND OUT TOO LATE. 

THE SHOWS ARE SCHEDULED FOR MAY 10TH TO THE 14TH. 

CASH APP TRENDING ON TWITTER 

PROFESSIONAL “ACCOUNTANTS” HAVE MORE VISIBILITY SINCE THE PANDEMIC THAN EVER BEFORE… AS CASH APP IN BIO IS TRENDING ACROSS SOCIAL MEDIA. 

APPARENTLY... GENEROUS PEOPLE ARE ALLEGEDLY TRANSFERRING OVER GREAT SUMS OF MONEY THROUGH CASH APP WITHOUT A CATCH.

THE CURRENT GLOBAL CLIMATE HAS PUT STRESS ON EVERYONE… ESPECIALLY FINANCIALLY 

SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SEARCHING FOR NEW WAYS TO MAKE INCOME OUTSIDE OF THEIR PROFESSIONAL CAREERS… WHICH INCLUDES MARKETING THEMSELVES VIA SOCIAL MEDIA.  

CASH-APP POSTED THE HASHTAG CASH-APP IN BIO...ON THEIR OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT AND PEOPLE STARTED DROPPING THEIR CASH APP ACCOUNTS LEFT AND RIGHT. 

BUT THERE HAS TO BE A CATCH… MANY PEOPLE ARE SKEPTICAL AND THINK THESE FINANCIAL OPPORTUNITIES ARE NOT REAL...MAYBE THEY ACTUALLY DO HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH A NIGERIAN PRINCE…. 

05/04/2021

I'D RATHER HAVE A TOMATO SANDWICH

THE TOMATO WAS THE TIPPING POINT FOR A FLORIDA WOMAN.

A LADY WAS CHARGED WITH A FELONY AFTER… THROWING A WHOPPER ACROSS… A BURGER KING.

THIS QUARREL BETWEEN THE CUSTOMER AND THE EMPLOYEE BEGAN WHEN THE LADY APPROACHED THE COUNTER YELLING.

WHEN THE EMPLOYEE TURNED THEIR BACK THE LADY TOSSED THE SANDWICH AND BEGAN YELLING RACIAL SLURS.

NORMALLY THE ATTACK OF A HAMBURGER WOULD BE CHARGED WITH A BATTERY MISDEMEANOR …HOWEVER…THE FOUL LANGUAGE OF SLURS…CONSTITUTES A FELONY IN FLORIDA.

WAKANDA IS ACTUALLY A COUNTRY

WAKANDA FOREVER IS TRENDING ON TWITTER… WITH BLACK PANTHER IN THE ENTERTAINMENT SECTION OF TWITTER… AS THE MARVEL STUDIOS HAVE ANNOUNCED THEIR DATES FOR UPCOMING RELEASES. 

MARVEL STUDIOS ANNOUNCED RELEASED DATES… FOR THE NEXT TEN MOVIES. 

BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER… IS SET TO BE RELEASED ON JULY 8TH OF 20-22. 

THE NINE OTHER MOVIES BEING RELEASED IN THE FOR MARVEL INCLUDE...

... BLACK WIDOW… ETERNALS… DR. STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS… THOR LOVE AND THUNDER… CANG CHI AND THE LEGEND OF TEN RINGS…. SPIDER-MAN NO WAY HOME… THE MARVELS… ANT MAN AND WAS QUANTANIUM...GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOLUME 3.

TIK TOK TRENDING 

HASHTAG SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS IS TRENDING ON TIK TOK WITH 2 POINT ONE BILLION VIEWS. 

THIS HASHTAG WAS CREATED TO SUPPORT SMALL BUSINESS… WHO ARE IN QUITE THE SOULS OF OUR COMMUNITIES ACCORDING TO TIKTOK. 

SO THE PLATFORM IS ENCOURAGING BUSINESS OWNERS TO SHARE ABOUT THEIR PAST YEAR.. AND INDIVIDUAL USERS TO GIVE SOME LOVE TO THEIR FAVORITE LOCAL SHOPS AND BRANDS. 

WHILE IT LOOKS LIKE TIK TOK IS LOOKING TO HELP SMALL BUSINESS… IN REALITY THE SMALL BUSINESS REALM IS WHAT RUNS TIK TOK. 

THE MOST PROMINENT CREATORS ON TIKTOK ARE SMALL BRANDS… AND BUSINESS THAT SELL PRODUCTS UNDER 2 HUNDRED DOLLARS. 

CURRENTLY THE CONVERSION RATES FOR E COMMERCE SELLS FROM TIK TOK ARE HIGHER THAN THOSE FROM FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM. 

FACEBOOK

FACEBOOK PLANS TO IMPLEMENT END-TO-END ENCRYPTION ON THEIR MESSENGER SERVICE. 

THIS EFFORT IS MEANT TO PROTECT USERS PRIVATE MESSAGES. 

BUT THIS WILL BE A LONG TERM PROJECT THAT ENCOMPASSES BOTH FACEBOOK MESSENGER AND INSTAGRAM DIRECT. 

AND IT IS ANTICIPATED THAT THE PLAN WILL BE COMPLETED AT THE EARLIEST IN 20-22 ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY. 

WHILE IT DOES MEAN MORE PRIVACY FOR USERS… AUTHORITIES ARE WORRIED… THAT IT WILL HELP TO HIDE CRIMINAL ACTIVITY… AS THERE IS NO WAY FOR AUTHORITIES TO TRACK EXCHANGES IN END TO END ENCRYPTION. 

THIS TOOL ALLOWS FACEBOOK TO BE CONSIDERED A TECHNOLOGY PLATFORM… AND NOT A SOCIAL MEDIA CORPORATION...AS IT LIMITS THE SERVICES ABILITY TO SEE CONTENT… AND MAKES IT MORE DIFFICULT FOR OTHERS TO ACCESS YOUR INFORMATION. 

HOWEVER THIS ALSO EXPANDS THE PLATFORM TO E COMMERCE ..AND FUND TRANSFERS.. 

BATTLE OF THE OLIGOPOLIES. 

TWO TECH GIANTS ARE IN A STANDOFF AND YOUTUBE IS IN THE CROSSFIRE. 

APPARENTLY GOOGLE WAS INVOLVED IN ANTI-COMPETITIVE BEHAVIORS… AND ROKU IS MAD. 

ON THE CLANSMAN COUNTDOWN… THE ROKU SERVICE CONFIRMED THEIR REMOVAL OF YOUTUBE TV FROM THEIR PLATFORM… AFTER THE STREAMING SERVICE CITED THE USE OF UNFAIR TERMS BY THE CHANNEL. 

CURRENT ROKU USERS THAT ARE SUBSCRIBERS TO YOUTUBE T-V ARE NOT EXPECTED TO HAVE A BLACKOUT OF COVERAGE… HOWEVER… THE SERVICE WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE TO NEW CUSTOMERS… IN THE CHANNEL STORE. 

THE ONLY CONCERN FOR ROKU … AFTER THIS ACTION ITEM.. IS THAT THEIR STOCK WILL GO DOWN. 

05/03/2021

OH EDWARD

EDWARD IS TRENDING ON TIK TOK… BUT NOT THE EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT PLAYED BY ROB PATTERSON. 

INSTEAD … THE NAME IS TRENDING WITH 40 POINT 1 THOUSAND TWEETS… AFTER A SINGLE STARBUCKS ORDER. 

A PERSON NAMES EDWARD ORDER A… VENTI CARAMEL CRUNCH FRAPPUCCINO … WITH 5 SQUIRTS OF BANANA… EXTRA CARAMEL DRIZZLE… EXTRA WHIP… EXTRA ICE… EXTRA DOLLOP OF CINNAMON.. 7 PUMPS OF DARK CARAMEL SYRUP… EXTRA CARAMEL CRUNCH… 1 PUMP OF HONEY BLEND… 5 PUMPS OF ROASTED FRAPPUCCINO COFFEE.. THE ADDITION OF 7 FRAPPUCCINO CHIPS… HEAVY CREAM,... AND … AS IF THAT IS ALREADY A MOUTHFUL THE CUSTOMER ASKED FOR IT ALL TO BE DOUBLE BLENDED. 

THE STARBUCKS WORKER POSTED A PHOTO OF THE ORDER ON SOCIAL MEDIA… WITH A CAPTION STATING “ON TODAY'S EPISODE OF WHY I WANT TO QUIT MY JOB.” 

ALTHOUGH EDWARDS ORDERS LIKE A “KAREN”… AND MAY BE IN A SUGAR INDUCED DIABETIC COMA…   THIS POST STARTED A TREND OF BARISTAS … SHARING THEIR WILDEST ORDERS THEY HAVE RECEIVED WHILE WORKING AT STARBUCKS.. 

BUT WITH EVERY HIGH MAINTENANCE STARBUCKS DRINKER THERE MUST BE A RHYME OR REASON… SO I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO SCROLL THROUGH THE THREAD MYSELF TO TRY SOME NEW FLAVORS.

VIRTUAL MAKEUP

SNAPCHAT AND INSTAGRAM WERE THE FIRST TO IMMERSE THEMSELVES IN THE A-R WORLD… NOW GOOGLE IS LOOKING TO FOLLOW THE TREND. 

THE TECH GIANT IS LOOKING TO PARTNER WITH MODIFACE AND PERFECT CORP … TWO COMPANIES THAT ARE INVOLVED IN A-R BEAUTY TECHNOLOGIES… TO DELIVER A FEATURE THAT ALLOWS CUSTOMERS TO VIRTUALLY TRY ON BEAUTY PRODUCTS. 

THIS LAUNCH BY GOOGLE SEEMS TO REPLICATE YOUTUBES A-R FEATURE THAT CAME OUT LAST YEAR… BUT IN GOOGLE'S PUSH THEY ALSO PARTNERED WITH L’OREAL...MAC COSMETICS… AND BLACK OPAL. 

WITH THIS FEATURE GOOGLE USERS CAN SEARCH THEIR PRODUCT OF CHOICE AND THE FIRST ITEM ON THE LIST FOR GOOGLE'S RESULTS IS A VIRTUAL TRY ON OPTION OF THE PRODUCT. 

BUT BECAUSE THE MAKEUP INDUSTRY REVOLVES ON NETWORKING… GOOGLE PLANS TO INCORPORATE ENDORSEMENTS FROM INFLUENCERS… EXPERTS… AND ENTHUSIASTS… OF EACH PRODUCT.

YOUT-IKTOK? 

AFTER THE BOOMING SUCCESS OF TIK TOK  … YOUTUBE IS LOOKING TO TRANSFORM THEIR PLATFORM. 

YOUTUBE IS NOW LETTING CONTENT CREATORS MAKE SHORT CLIPS OF THEIR MUCH LONGER… ORIGINAL VIDEOS. 

CURRENTLY THIS FEATURE… CALLED CLIPS... IS NOT AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC BUT IS BEING TESTED IN A SMALL GROUP OF CHANNELS… SO YOUTUBE CAN GATHER FEEDBACK. 

CLIPS ALLOWS USERS TO SHARE A PORTION OF THEIR VIDEO OR LIVE STREAM. 

THESE VIDEOS ARE 5 TO 6 SECONDS LONG… KINDA LIKE A TRAILER FOR A YOUTUBE VIDEO. 

BOTH CREATORS AND VIEWERS THAT ARE SIGNED INTO THE YOUTUBE PLATFORM  CAN VIEW THE CLIPS. 

THE VIDEO WILL PLAY ON LOOP AND WILL LIVE ON THE ORIGINAL VIDEOS WATCH PAGE. 

USERS ARE HOPING THIS FEATURE WILL BE A QUICK AND EASY WAY TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT SMALLER CHANNELS.

NOT A FLORIDA MAN… BUT THE STATE

HAPPILY FOR TRUMP…HE MAY SEE HIS TWITTER AGAIN…  A NEW BILL INTRODUCED IN FLORIDA IS LOOKING TO MAKE BANNING POLITICIANS ILLEGAL… 

THIS LEGISLATION… IF PASSED WILL… ONLY ALLOW PLATFORMS…TO SUSPEND POLITICIANS … FOR A MAXIMUM OF 14 DAYS. 

ANY PLATFORMS THAT SURPASS THIS TIME LIMIT… COULD INCUR A FINE OF AS MUCH AS 2 HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND..PER DAY FOR VIOLATING THE LAW. 

THE BILL WAS PASTED IN THE STATES HOUSE AND SENATE ON LAST THURSDAY… AND IS NOW AWAITING GOVERNOR RON DE SANTIS OF FLORIDA’S.. SIGNATURE. 

SINCE LEAVING OFFICE TRUMP HAS BEEN IN FLORIDA… AND HAS REMAINED BANNED FROM MULTIPLE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS… INCLUDING YOUTUBE… TWITTER… AND FACEBOOK. 

IT IS LIKELY TECH COMPANIES WILL ARGUE THAT THE BILL VIOLATES FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS.

KOURTNEY(WCN)

KOURTNEY AND SCOTT… ARE STILL HAVING ISSUES…. ACCORDING TO A MIDSEASON SUPER TEASE FOR KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS. 

SCOTT ADMITS THAT HE IS FEARFUL OF WHAT IS TO COME… WHEN THIS FINAL SERIES ENDS. 

THIS WAS SAND IS BECAUSE SCOTT IS NOT GOOD WITH CHANGE…. BUT IT IS NOT CLEAR IF HE IS SPECIFICALLY WORRIED ABOUT THE END OF THE SHOW… OR THE END OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP. 

ON THE LAST EPISODE… SCOTT ASKED KOURTNEY TO MAKE A FINAL DECISION ON THE FUTURE OF THEIR ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP.  

HE NO LONGER WANTS TO LIVE IN LIMBO WAITING ON HER IN THE MIDST OF HER OTHER RELATIONSHIPS. 

CURRENTLY THE TWO HAVE THREE CHILDREN TOGETHER… BUT SHE IS DATING TRAVIS BARKER.

AND I SAY IF SHES DATING SOMEONE ELSE IT’S TIME TO MOVE ON.

04/29/2021

GASSED OUT

TOILET PAPER… KETCHUP… BOBA… AND NOW GAS. 

THIS SHORTAGE IS EXPECTED AS MANY AMERICANS PLAN ON TRAVELING FOR THE SUMMER… AFTER THEIR YEAR HIATUS FROM LIFE. 

ACCORDING TO THE BUREAU OF LABOR STATISTICS...THE GASOLINE INDEX ROSE 9 POINT 1 PERCENT IN MARCH ALONE. 

WITH THE AVERAGE ACROSS THE COUNTRY HITTING 2 DOLLARS AND NINETY 4 CENTS IN APRIL. 

HOWEVER… THE TRIPLE A SPOKESPERSON JEANETTE MC-GEE SAID THIS ISN’T AN ISSUE FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON TO WORRY ABOUT. 

SHE SAID IN AN INTERVIEW WITH A-B-C NEWS THAT THE UNITED STATES HS AMPLE AMOUNT TO GET THROUGH THE SUMMER… HOWEVER… THE CURRENT CONCERN IS FOR FUEL TRUCK DRIVERS. 

GAGA GOT EM

FIVE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN CHARGED IN CONNECTION WITH THE KIDNAPPING OF LADY GAGA'S FRENCHIES… ACCORDING TO LOS ANGELES POLICE. 

WHILE IT SEEMS THAT THE PEOPLE WERE NOT ORIGINALLY TARGETING RYAN FISCHER THE DOG WALKER BECAUSE HE WORKED FOR GAGA… BUT INSTEAD BECAUSE OF THE STEEP REWARD FOR FRENCH BULLDOGS. 

THE DOG BREED JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE A LUXURY BRAND SIMILAR TO TELFAR AND GUCCI. 

THE PRICE TAG FOR THE PUPS SIT BETWEEN 5 AND 6 THOUSAND BUT CAN REACH ALL THE WAY TO 8 THOUSAND…. FOR A LILAC AND TAN COAT COLOR COMBO. 

MISTAKES BY WOMEN(WCN)

R-S-V-P LIVE FELT THE NEED TO CONCOCT A LIST OF REASON WHEN DATING THAT SEEM TO MAKE MEN RUN FOR THE HILLS… AND I FELT THE NEED TO SHARE THEM HERE WITH YOU. 

FIRST YOU MAKE HIM YOUR LIFE

SECOND YOU PUSH THE RELATIONSHIP THINKING IT WILL LEAD TO COMMITMENT. 

THIRD YOU TRY TO HARD. 

AND FOURTH YOU MAKE IT ALL SO EASY. (AVAILABLE 24/7 AT ON HIS TIME)

BUT I GUESS IF THE MEN ARE SENT RUNNING UP THE HILLS… THEY WILL FINALLY GET IN THE LEG DAYS US FEMALES HAVE DESPERATELY BEEN ASKING FOR. 

MEMEMEMEME

THE ICONIC DISASTER GIRL FROM THE VIRAL DISASTER MEME… HAS TURNED 21 AND IS LOOKING TO CASH OUT ON HER VIRAL MEME. 

SHE IS SELLING THE ORIGINAL PHOTO.. AS NOTHING OTHER THAN A N-F-T… 

AND THE PRICE TAG IS SET AT 4 HUNDRED SEVENTY 3 THOUSAND… WHICH CAN BUY YOU QUITE A FEW FRENCHIES…. OR IS ALSO THE EQUIVALENT OF HOW MUCH THE MONA LISA SOLD FOR (180 ETHEREUM).

THE ORIGINAL PHOTO OF HER SMIRKING OUTSIDE OF A BURING BUSINESS … WENT VIRAL FOUR YEARS AGO… IN FRONT OF A CONTROLLED BURN. 

SINCE BEING SNAPPED IN 20-05.. THE PHOTO OWN DAVE JPG MAGAZINES EMOTION CAPTURE CONTEST IN 20-08 AND MADE HER PART OF THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC’S SERIES ON THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. 

TIK TOK MADE ME BUY IT. 

APPARENTLY TIK TOK CAN SELL EVERYTHING. 

DURING THE YEAR OF THE PANDEMIC...IT HIT ...NUMBER ONE … AS THE TOP GROSSING IOS APP IN THE APPLE STORE.. SIMULTANEOUS TO THE BOOM OF THE E COMMERCE BUSINESS THAT RESULTED IN AN ADDITIONAL E COMMERCE REVENUE OF OVER ONE HUNDRED  SEVENTY FOUR BILLION.

FROM LEGGINGS… TO MASCARA… TO KITCHEN TOOLS…. TIK TOK HAS A SHOWCASED A LARGE ARRAY OF PRODUCTS. 

AND NOW ONE NEW YORK BRIDE TO BE IS LOOKING TO SELL SOMETHING A LITTLE BIGGER…. 

HER WEDDING… YEA YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. 

THIS WEEK SHE ADVERTISED HER FULLY PLANNED SEPTEMBER WEDDING ON THE SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM. 

HER ADVERTISEMENT RED “Are you an engaged New Yorker? Do you have a low budget but exquisite taste? Does wedding planning give you hives?”

THE WEDDING IS SET FOR SEPT 18TH AT THE MILK AND ROSES VENUE, FOOD A DJ FLORAL ARRANGEMENTS… AND A PHOTOGRAPHER. 

ULTIMATELY THE BRIDE CHOSE A SMALLER.. MORE INTIMATE… EVENT AND  VENUE FOR HER WEDDING DUE TO THE PANDEMIC… WHICH IS WHAT MAKES THIS ONE UP FOR GRABS. 

CURRENTLY IT IS FOR ROLLING BIDS STARTING AT 15 THOUSAND EVENT THOUGH SHE SPENT WELL OVER 25 THOUSAND FOR THE EVENT. 

04/27/2018

MY FAVORITE AUTHOR IS DIPPING INTO MY INTERESTS

I GUESS AUTHOR JOHN GRISHAM IS LEARNING A THING OR TOO FROM RAPPER BIG SEAN. 

AS BIG SEAN SAID IN BOUNCE BACK “Seen courtrooms and court sides, ain’t too many seen both sides”

THE AMERICAN AUTHOR FAMOUS FOR HIS BOOKS THAT REFERENCE THE LEGAL SPHERE… IS NOW TRADING THE COURTROOM FOR A COURT-SIDE APPEARANCE. 

FOR THIS 36TH NOVEL… JOHN IS WRITING ABOUT COLLEGE HOOPS. 

THE MAIN CHARACTERS SOOLEY… WHO IS A 17 YEAR OLD THAT GROWS UP PLAYING ON THE DIRT COURTS OF SOUTH SUDAN. 

WHILE THE NOVEL FOLLOWS THE TYPICAL FORMATTING OF A GRISHAM BOOK … WITH SHORT CHAPTERS AND FORESHADOWING EVENTS… THERE ARE PARAGRAPHS THAT FOLLOW THE JOURNALISTIC A-P FORMAT FOR GAME RECAPS. 

SOLEY COMES TO AMERICA… FOR REASONS YOU WOULD HAVE TO READ ABOUT IN THE NOVEL… BUT TO SAY THE LEAST HIS BASKETBALL CAREER IS EXPEDITED IN THE STATES .. AS HE PLAYS FOR NORTH CAROLINA CENTRAL. 

KEEPING UP WITH CAITLYN 

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER APPARENTLY GAVE CAITLYN JENNER SOME ADVICE BEFORE SHE ANNOUNCED HER CANDIDACY FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. 

WHILE THEY ARE BOTH MAINSTREAM STARS… THE TERMINATOR AND A KARDASHIAN ARE TWO DIFFERENT SIDES OF THE SPECTRUM. 

ALTHOUGH SCHWARZENEGGER HAD AN ENTIRE SEGMENT ON THE JIMMY KIMMEL SHOW TO ADDRESS THE KARDASHIAN ESC BID… LONG STORY SHORT THE FORMER GOVERNOR FINDS IT LIKELY THAT CAITLYN COULD EVEN WIN THE RACE. 

WHILE ARNOLD… DID NOT OUT RIGHT SUPPORT HER CANDIDACY … HE DID REMIND THE PUBLIC THAT ANYONE … EVEN CAITLYN COULD WIN AS THE GENERAL PUBLIC WAS DISSATISFIED WITH GAVIN NEWSOM…. DURING THE TIME OF HIS ELECTION OVER ARNOLD BACK IN 20-03

OFF WITH THEIR HEAD

THE OPINION COLUMNS WILL NO LONGER BE PRESENT IN THE NEW YORK TIMES. 

THE PAPER IS RETIRING THIS SECTION THAT HAS BEEN IN CIRCULATION SINCE 19-70.. TO MAKE THEIR PUBLICATION MORE RELEVANT IN A DIGITAL FORMAT.

NOW OPINION PIECES THAT ARE NOT WRITTEN BY ON STAFF JOURNALISTS… WILL HAVE A SEPARATE SECTION ENTITLED…  GUEST ESSAYS. 

THIS EFFORT IS MEANT TO COMBAT THE POLARIZATION OF THE GENERAL AMERICAN COMMUNITY AND JOURNALISM AFTER THE POPULARIZATION OF THE TERM “FAKE NEWS” IN THE TRUMP ERA. 

WCN

HAILEY BEIBER… THE 24 YEAR OLD MODEL REVEALED THAT SHE DOESN’T GO ON SOCIAL MEDIA 5 DAYS OUT OF THE WEEK. 

I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR OWN SOCIAL MEDIA COORDINATOR IT MAKES IT EASIER TO TAKE THOSE MUCH NEEDED SOCIAL MEDIA BREAKS.. BUT THE REASON IS MORE BIZARRE THAN THE FACT A MILLENNIAL CAN STAY OFF OF THEIR PHONE . 

HAILEY SAYS BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE TELLING HER SHE IS BEAUTIFUL… IS ONE OF THE REASONS SHE HAS DECIDED FOR THE WORK WEEK TO BE A SOCIAL MEDIA BREAK TIME. 

BUT IS IT REALLY STILL CONSIDERED BEING OFF OF SOCIAL MEDIA IF YOU AREN’T JUST GHOSTING EVERYONE? 

ADAM SANDLER 

THE MOST HUMBLED STAR HAS BEEN HUMBLED EVEN FURTHER. 

ADAM SANDLER IS TRENDING ON TIK TOK.. AFTER AN I HOP EMPLOYEE… TOLD HIM THERE WAS A THIRTY MINUTE WAIT TO BE SEATED TO EAT. 

ADAM IS CURRENTLY ESTIMATED TO BE WORTH 4 HUNDRED AND TWENTY MILLION… BUT WORE HIS TRADITIONAL BASKETBALL SHORT LOOK TO THE BREAKFAST JOINT WITH HIS DAUGHTERS AND FELL WELL UNDER THE RADAR. 

THE I-HOP EMPLOYEE.. POSTED A VIDEO WITH THE CLOWN FILTER AND THE TRENDING HAMSTER SOUND ASKING THE STAR TO COME BACK BECAUSE IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.

04/26/21

MAYBE KANYA IS YESUS

ON TWITTER YEEZYS ARE TRENDING AFTER SELLING OUT. 

THE ADIDAS YEEZYS SLIDES RETURNED TO SHELVES ON THE 26TH BUT SOLD OUT … AND EVEN CAUSED A CRASH OF THE WEBSITE AS THE TRAFFIC WAS SO HIGH. 

MANY ARE CRITICIZING INDIVIDUALS WHO WENT BACK ON THEIR WORDS ABOUT THE NAME BRAND SLIDES. 

BUT THOSE WHO STAYED TRUE TO THE YEEZY HATE FROM THE START OF QUARANTINE ARE STILL COMPARING THEM TO HEX BUGS. 

[AND BEING NEGATIVE IN GENERAL

“KANYE CAN MAKE A SHOE OUT OF A SINGLE SHEET OF NOTEBOOK PAPER AND Y’ALL WILL HYPE IT UP.”

“LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN GET A FREE PAIR IN YOUR LOCAL COUNTY JAIL”]

BUT THE REAL CLOWNS ARE  THOSE FOOLS THAT ARE NOW PAYING 4 HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR THE SHOES THAT RETAIL AT ABOUT 60 BUCKS. 

REMEMBER Y'ALL… IT'S JUST A PIECE OF RUBBER WITH KANYE'S NAME ATTACHED TO IT. 

CALL ME CAROLINA

THE AGE OLD QUESTION OF APPLE OR ANDROID IS BACK. 

WHICH DO YOU PREFER? 

BUT IT TRULY DOESN’T MATTER BECAUSE APPLE RULES THE WORLD.

THE COMPANY IS EXPANDING ...WHICH MAKES SENSE BECAUSE YOU NEED TO PLANT MORE TREES … TO GROW MORE FRUIT. 

APPLE IS BUILDING A NEW 1 BILLION DOLLAR TECHNOLOGY CAMPUS.. IN WAKE COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA. 

THIS PROJECT TOOK THREE YEARS OF COURTING… AND IS MEANT TO BE A 10 YEAR CONTINUAL INVESTMENT OF THE PROJECT FOR APPLE. 

THIS NEW RESEARCH CAMPUS IS SET TO BE LOCATED IN TRIANGLE PARK AND IS MEANT TO CREATE 3 THOUSAND JOBS… WITHIN THE 1 MILLION SQUARE FEET OF THE COMPLEX. 

THIS PROJECT IS PART OF  LARGER APPLE INITIATIVE TO ADD 20  THOUSAND JOBS ACROSS THE UNITED STATES… WHILE THEY ARE INVESTING IN THE COMMUNITY I ALSO FIND TO WISE IN INVESTING IN LONGER PHONE BATTERY LIFE… AND A SUICIDATION FOR THE COST OF CHARGERS BECAUSE DANG THEY ARE EXPENSIVE. 

MICROCHIPPED

THE HASHTAG VACCINATED FOR … IS TRENDING ON TIK TOK. 

THE VIDEO TAG HAS FIFTY NINE POINT 9 MILLION VIDEOS. 

AT LEAST IN AMERICA 50 PERCENT OF ADULTS HAVE BEEN VACCINATED WITH AT LEAST ONE SHOT AND A FOURTH WITH BOTH… WHICH PROVIDES SOME CONTEXT TO WHY SO MANY TIK TOK USERS ARE DISCUSSING  WHO THEY GOT THEIR SHOT FOR. 

MANY NAME OFF THEIR FAMILY MEMBERS IN THE VIDEOS… OR ARE JUST DOING THEIR PART TO STAY SAFE. 

HOWEVER… OTHERS NAME CLUBBING… WORKING OUT IN A GYM… AND GOING TO THE THEATRE AS THEIR REASONING FOR GETTING THEIR COVID-19 VACCINATION. 

OSCARS SUCKED 

UNFORTUNATELY FOR THE BIGGEST STARS… HAVING THEM ALL TOGETHER … JUST DIDN’T GO OVER SO WELL IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. 

THE SHOW AS A WHOLE ONLY GOT A RATING OF 1 POINT 9 FOR VIEWERS AGED 18-49... AND  ONLY ABOUT 9.85 MILLION VIEWERS WATCHED WHICH AMOUNTS TO 58 POINT 3 PERCENT OF TYPICAL VIEWERSHIP. 

I GUESS HOSTING AT A TRAIN STATION… WITH A NEW FORMAT IS FAR MORE UNDERWHELMING THAN THE EVENT PLANNERS ORIGINALLY SUSPECTED. 

BUT IT IS QUITE SAD THAT THIS OSCARS … THAT MADE HISTORY DIVERSITY WISE… HAD SUCH LOW RATINGS AND VIEWERSHIP. 

AS THE INDUSTRY IS MOVING TO STREAMING SERVICES AS A WHOLE… THE OSCARS MIGHT FOLLOW THE MOVIES TO WHERE THE MONEY IS AFTER THIS DEBACLE. 

CHICKENS ARE THE NEW GUARD DOG

I GUESS CHICKENS AREN’T SO CHICKEN AFTER ALL. 

THESE FEATHERY FRIENDS ARE JOINING THEIR FURRY FOUR LEGS COUNTERPARTS ON STROLLS. 

CHICKENS QUITE LITERALLY ARE GOING ON WALKS WITH THEIR OWNERS. 

IT MAY SEEM A LITTLE BIRD BRAINED TO WALK A CHICKEN… BUT THE OWNERS WANT TO BE JUST AS INCLUDED IN THE BONDING OF THEIR PETS. 

WHILE MOST OWNERS ARE TAKING A STROLLER APPROACH TO THIS NEW TREND… CHICKEN HARNESSES ARE AVAILABLE TOO. 

THEY ARE MADE OUT OF MESH MATERIAL… HAVE A SIX FOOT LEASH  AND FIT UNDER THE BIRDS WINGS. 

ACCORDING TO THE HAPPY CHICKEN COOP… THESE HEN HARNESSES ARE A GREAT WAY TO KEEP CHICKENS HEALTHY WHEN THEY CANNOT BE FREE RANGE. 

BUT FOR THOSE USING THEM REMEMBER HENS ARE MASTER ESCAPE ARTISTS AND CAN PULL THEIR NECK IN LIKE A TURTLE TO ESCAPE THE HARNESS.

04/25/2021

TAKE A PICTURE

#bootbtselfieday IS TRENDING ON TWITTER WITH 2 THOUSAND 6 HUNDRED AND NINETY FIVE TWEETS. 

THIS IS TRENDING AS FANS OF CONTENT CREATOR RANBOO ARE CELEBRATING HIS OWN HOLIDAY WITH A SELFIE (WHICH IS ON THE 26TH). 

THIS DAY HAS BEEN CLAIMED NATIONAL SELFIE DAY… BY THE CONTENT CREATOR… BUT IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE ACTUAL HOLIDAY IN JUNE. 

RANBOO HIMSELF IS KNOWN FROM HIS MINECRAFT CONTENT.. BUT ALSO CREATES VIDEOS RELATED TO COOKING. 

HE STARTED HIS CHANNEL ON TWITCH IN FEBRUARY OF 2021 AND HAS SINCE GROWN TO 100 THOUSAND SUBSCRIBERS. 

RECOGNITION

RIZ AHMED IS THE FIRST MUSLIM ACTOR TO BE NOMINATED FOR A BEST ACTOR ROLE. 

ON TWITTER IN JUST UNDER FIVE HOURS ON THE TRENDING CHART RIZ MOVED FROM THE TOP 20 TOO NUMBER EIGHT ON THE TRENDING CHARTS DURING THE OSCARS. 

THIS NOMINATION IS A GIANT SHIFT FROM THE OSCARS SO WHITE HASHTAG THAT SEEMS TO SURFACE ON SOCIAL MEDIA EVERY YEAR. 

RIZ WAS FEATURED IN SOUND OF METAL … PLAYING THE PART OF A HEAVY METAL DRUMMER… THAT BECOMES DEAF. 

ONE TWITTER USER EVEN TWEETED THAT SOUND OF METAL WAS SO GOOD THAT THEY ENDED UP TAKING AN ONLINE HEARING TEST. 

ELON

ELON MUSK … DREAMS THAT HUMANS WILL SET FOOT ON THE RED PLANET BY 20-26. 

ELON SAID “ "Going to Mars reads like that advert for Shackleton going to the Antarctic. You know it is dangerous. It's uncomfortable, and it's a long journey…. You might not come back alive, but it is a glorious adventure and it will be an amazing experience ... Yeah, honestly, a bunch of people will probably die in the beginning."

AND THE LAST PART IS WHAT THE FOUNDER OF X PRIZE FOUNDATION… PETER DIAMANDIS STOPPED ON …. BECAUSE HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE LIKELY DOWNSIDES THAT PEOPLE JUST DON’T WANT TO HEAR. 

TIK TOK TREND

THE SHAPESHIFTING EFFECT ON TIKTOK IS TRENDING ON TIKTOK WITH 1 MILLION VIDEOS. 

THE EFFECT IS SURFACING FOR BOTH POP CULTURE AND HISTORICAL REFERENCES AS INDIVIDUALS COMPARE THEIR FEATURES TO OTHERS. 

AS FOR POP CULTURE USERS OF THE APP ARE USING THE VIDEO FILTER TO SEE IF THEY FIT UNDER THE CATEGORIES OF BARBIE… BRATZ… OR FAIRY. 

WHICH IS VERY BUZZ-FEED QUIZ ESC. 

THOSE UNDER THE CATEGORY OF BARBIE TEND TO HAVE SOFTER FEATURES WHEREAS INDIVIDUALS UNDER BRATZ HAVE LARGER EYES AND LIPS AND FAIRIES HAVE MORE PROMINENT NOSES AND MORE OF A RESTING SMERK. 

HOWEVER… THERE ARE ALSO HISTORICAL REFERENCES BEING USED FOR THIS TREND. 

FOR THE ALTERNATE SIDE OF THIS TIK TOK TREND … INDIVIDUALS ARE USING THE SOVIET POLICE HERITAGE CHART...TO DETERMINE IF THEY ARE ABLE TO ACCURATELY DETERMINE THE ETHNICITIES BASED ON PHYSICAL FEATURES. 

I GUESS DRAMA AND POLITICS ARE DIFFERENT 

CAITLYN JENNER IS RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. 

BUT IT DOESN’T SEEM THE KARDASHIAN KLAN IS RALLYING AFTER…. HER POLITICAL ENDEAVORS. 

THIS LACK OF SUPPORTS COMES BOTH AFTER THE DIVORCE AND THE ISLE JUMPING OF THE POLITICAL PARTIES BY CAITLYN.  

THE KARDASHIANS AS A WHOLE… HAVE NEVER PUBLICLY ENDORSED A PARTY… AND DO NOT PLAN TO ENDORSE ANY PARTIES IN THE RUNNING … EVEN CURRENT GOVERNOR GAVIN NEWSOME. 

MAYBE THIS IS IN ATTEMPT AT NEUTRALITY … AND POPULARITY IN THE MEDIA… FROM BOTH SIDES OF THE ISLE… AS KIM DID THIS DURING KANYE'S CAMPAIGN. 

BUT WITH THEIR SHOW ENDING… IT MAY JUST BE THE EASIEST WAY TO NOT BURN BRIDGES.

04/22/2021

KUWTK

AFTER 20 SEASONS … ALL THE KARDASHIAN DRAMA IS COMING TO AN END. 

THE KARDASHIAN- JENNER FAMILY … IS ENDING THEIR REALITY TV SHOW ON E!

THIS DECISION COMES AFTER KRIS…. HAS DECIDED TO SELL HER MOTHERS HOME…AND THE CHILDREN HAD CHILDREN…. BUT THE GROUP AS A WHOLE SAYS IT IS A MUTUAL DECISION. 

THIS CHOICE TO END THE SHOW … BECAME A CONCEPT IN FALL OF LAST YEAR…

ULTIMATELY IT SEEMS LIKE THE FAMILY… IS FOCUSING LESS ON THE TV SHOW ENTERTAINMENT FOR OUR FAMILIES AND INSTEAD IS LOOKING OUT FOR THE BEST INTERESTS OF THEIR OWN FAMILIES. 

THE KIDS WHO STARTED THE SHOW… KOURTNEY… KIM….KYLIE… ALL NOW HAVE THEIR OWN CHILDREN SO IT IS HARD TO GET THE GROUP TOGETHER… AND TO FILM INDIVIDUALLY EACH SEPARATE FAMILY WITHIN THE FAMILY. 

THERE HAS BEEN 14 YEARS OF THE SHOW… AND 12 SPIN OFF SERIES’... BUT I GUESS IT’S TIME THAT WE NO LONGER HAVE TO KEEP UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS. 

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION

EVERYONE WANTS TO HAVE THEIR DREAM WEDDING …. THAT MATCHES THEIR DREAM BUDGET. 

ONE FLORIDA COUPLE DID JUST THAT… BUT IT DEFINITELY HAD SOME FLORIDA LEVEL CONSEQUENCES. 

COURTNEY WILSON… AND SHENITA JONES… DID NOT ELOPE … AND INSTEAD… ATTEMPTED TO TIE THEIR VOWS IN THEIR 5 POINT 7 MILLION DOLLAR HOME. 

I GUESS WHEN YOU HAVE A 9 BEDROOM 15 BATH MANSION… AN AT HOME WEDDING CAN BE THE DREAM. 

BUT THEIR WAS ONE UNEXPECTED BLIP BEFORE WALKING DOWN THE AISLE… AND NO IT WASN’T AN ANGRY EX… BUT IT WAS AN UNINVITED GUEST. 

THIS WEDDING CRASHER WAS NO ONE OTHER THAN THE ACTUAL HOMEOWNER THEMSELVES. 

THE REAL OWNER… AND I-HOP FRANCHISE EXTRAORDINAIRE… NATHAN FINKEL.. IMMEDIATELY CALLED 9-1-1 UPON SEEING STRANGERS INSIDE HIS GATE. 

HUNDREDS OF GUESTS SHOWED UP TO THIS RED CARPET AFFAIR… UNKNOWING OF THE TRUE OWNER. 

GUEST WERE PROMISED A RED CARPET COCKTAIL HOUR… FOLLOWED BY A RECEPTION… FOLLOWED BY A BRUNCH WITH A LIVE JAZZ CONCERT THE NEXT DAY. 

THE TWO WERE KICKED OUT ON THEIR WEDDING DAY… BUT FORTUNATE FOR THE NEWLYWEDS THEIR WEDDING GIFT FROM THE UNEXPECTED GUEST WAS NO CHARGES. 

CHEESE PULL 

ACCORDING TO MARKETING PROFESSIONALS IN HARVARD'S SCHOOL OF BUSINESS… A CHEESE PULL CAN TRIGGER DEEP SEATED FOOD MEMORIES… WHICH IS WHY CHEESE IS RECOGNIZED AS VALUABLE..

THESE CHEESY EMOTIONS EVEN GO SO FAR AS TO SET OFF  RELEASE OF CHEMICALS IN THE BRAIN SIMILAR TO A DRUG ADDICTION…. WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT STOUFFER’S IS PLAYING OFF OF FOR THEIR NEW PRODUCT RELEASE. 

LASAGNA-MAC IS THE NEXT FOOD COMBO RELEASE BY THE COMPANY. 

THIS NEW DISH IS A MICROWAVE DINNER THAT IS A LAYER OF MAC N CHEESE BETWEEN TWO OTHER LAYERS OF LASAGNA. 

SIMPLY SAID THIS PRODUCT BRINGS TOGETHER TWO CHEESY FAVORITES BY THE BRAND….BUT IT WILL ONLY BE AVAILABLE FOR LIMITED TIME IN THE SUMMER.

04/21/2021

THROWIN’ HANDS WITH A-

IMAGINE THIS… 

ITS TWO A-M … ONLY YOU AND YOUR 2 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER ARE HOME…. ITS PITCH BLACK AND THE HOUSE IS SILENT… UNTIL.

BOOM

BOOM

BOOM

WHAT WOULD YOU DO? 

LIKE ANY REASONABLE PARENT YANA SYNDOR…. PREPARED FOR THE WORST. 

SHE THOUGHT AN INTRUDER HAS TRIED TO ENTER HER HOME… SO SHE MESSAGED HER FRIENDS WHO ADVISED HER TO CALL THE POLICE. 

SHE AWAITED THE POLICES ARRIVAL….HEARD THEM BUST DOWN THE DOOR… AND AFTER …. TO HER SURPRISE… LAUGHTER. 

IT TURNED OUT THE SO CALLED INTRUDER WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A ROOMBA TYPE VACUUM. 

LUCKILY THE SCARE WAS A FALSE ALARM AND RESOLVED QUICKLY… BUT WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE? [ANY BASEBALL BATS TO GRAB?]

WHAT IN THE HOLLYWOOD ARE YOU THINKING? 

THE OSCARS HAVE A NEW HOME… IN LOS ANGELES CALIFORNIA AT UNION STATION. 

BUT REALLY? THE BIGGEST HOLLYWOOD EVENT OF THE YEAR…. HOSTED IN A TRAIN STATION? 

I THOUGHT WE WERE ALREADY GERM CONSCIOUS WITH COVID… AND YOUR GONNA BRING A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO A TRAIN STATION? 

THE EVENTS PLANNER MUST BE NEW. 

DIRECTOR STEVEN SODER-BERG WAS ACTUALLY THE MAN TO DECIDE THIS. 

HE WANTED THE OSCARS TO BE MORE LIKE A MOVIE… AND NOT AN AWARD SHOW. 

SO HE PICKED UNION STATION BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN A STAPLE IN THE LOS ANGELES COMMUNITY SINCE 19-39… WHEN IT WAS BUILT. 

IT’S APPEARED IN A TON OF MOVIES… BLADE RUNNER… DARK KNIGHT RISES…

BUT THE ONLY DOWNSIDE IS THAT IN FACT THE STATION WILL NOT BE CLOSED DURING THE CEREMONY… SO THERE IS POTENTIAL FOR A SUPER BREEDER SIGHT. 

PEOPLE WILL STILL BE RIDING THE TRAINS… AND GOING THROUGH TO AMTRAK.. DURING THE CEREMONY. 

THEY ARE ICONIC

NICOLE COUGH-LAN REVELED ON TWITTER THAT BRIDGER-TON… WAS BASED OFF OF THE KARDASHIANS. 

KIM WHO IS A NUMBER ONE FAN OF THE SHOW WAS SURPRISED TO HEAR HER FAMILY WAS AN INSPIRATION FOR THE FEATHER-TONS. 

TWITTER USER LUCKY SEVEN SAMPSON SAYS THIS MAKES SENSE BECAUSE “ The Feather-tons were shallow, vindictive social climbers who were cruel… and engaged in shady business practices and were generally disliked by most.” 

WHEREAS OTHER TWITTER STANS SAY THE ONLY PART THAT MAKES SENSE FROM THIS CROSSOVER IS THERE IS A LOT OF KIDS AND THE MOM RUNS THINGS. 

THE OFFICIAL NETFLIX FAMILY RESPONDED TO THIS SUGGESTING THAT KIM HERSELF SHOULD BE INDUCTED INTO BRIDGER-TON AS A MEMBER OF THE FEATHERING-TON FAMILY. 

TAKE A LITERAL HIKE

YOSEMITE AND THE GRAND CANYON ARE TRENDING ON TWITTER. 

WHICH MAKES IT SEEM LIKE AMERICANS ARE HAVING THE TRAVEL BUG. 

YOSEMITE HAS 2,871 TWEETS… AND THE GRAND CANYON IS TRAILING WITH 2493. 

BUT WHAT REALLY IS HAPPENING IS THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS ENCOURAGING AMERICANS TO TALK ABOUT THEIR FAVORITE NATIONAL PARKS. 

THIS CONVERSATION BEGAN AS THE OFFICIAL TWITTER ACCOUNT FOR THE WHITE HOUSE TWEETED “From Yosemite to Arcadia, the United States has an incredible array of National Parks. Which one is your favorite and why? Share with us by replying to this tweet! #NationalParksWeek”

SO IF YOU WANT SOME REFRESHING GREEN PHOTOGRAPHS OR SOME TRAVEL PHOTOS HEAD ON OVER TO THAT HASHTAG.

04/20/2021

ARE NAMES HOTT?

WELL… JUST AS ACCURATE AS HOROSCOPES ARE... COMES THE LIKELIHOOD TO GET A DATE BECAUSE OF YOUR NAME. 

TONS OF STUDIES AND SURVEYS AND STUDIES HAVE BEEN DONE THROUGH THE YEARS ABOUT THE IMPACT OF A NAME ON THE FUTURE…. 

AND TO BE QUITE HONEST…. THE EASIEST WAY TO SUMMARIZE IT IS THROUGH FREAKONOMICS… THE NAME OF A PERSON DOES NOT DIFFERENTIATE THE OUTCOME OF THEIR LIVES… MUNDANE …. OR DATING. 

THE IDEA OF A NAME HAVING THIS MUCH POWER… HAS PROVEN TIME AND TIME AGAIN … ARE HARD THINGS TO SHOW… SO WE WILL HUMOR THIS RECENT PIECE BY TINDER IN THE SAME WAY WE DO ZODIACS… BECAUSE IT IS FUN TO THINK ABOUT.  

I CROSS REFERENCED THE SOCIAL SECURITIES WEBSITES FOR THE MOST POPULAR BABY NAMES OF THE 2000S…. WHICH IS THE MOST PREVALENT DECADE ON DATING SITES NOW...AND THE TOP NAMES INCLUDED: EMILY ...MADISON..EMMA… OLIVIA… HANNAH… ABIGAIL… ISABELLA...SAMANTHA...ELIZABETH AND ASHLEY. 

AND THERE SEEMS TO BE SOME OVERLAP WITH COMMONALITY.

TINDER LIST OF THE 10 MOST SWIPED ON NAMES… FOR WOMEN ... INCLUDES... 

“The Top 10 Women's Names Most Likely To Get Men To Swipe Right On Tinder

1. Hannah

2. Emma

3. Lauren

4. Julia

5. Emily

6. Rachel

7. Samantha

8. Katie

9. Anna

10. Sara”

WHILE IT MAY SEEM COOL TO BE ON THE IT LIST… IT'S ALSO NOTABLE THESE NAMES ARE PRETTY  BASIC. 

BUT FOR A GOOD REASON.

IN A STUDY PUBLISHED BY PSYCHOLOGICAL SCIENCE FOUND THAT IF IT IS HARD TO PRONOUNCE SOMEONE'S NAME...THOSE WHO HAVE TROUBLE PRONOUNCING THE NAME AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME RISK WITH THE PERSON WHO HAS THE DIFFICULT NAME. 

LAZY ISOLATED PEOPLE

A NEW STUDY… CONDUCTED BY ONE POLL AND V SHRED FITNESS... FINDS THAT ONE IN FIVE PEOPLE FIND THEIR METABOLISMS… HAVE SLOWED DOWN AMID THE PANDEMIC. 

THIS STUDY ALSO SUGGESTS THAT THE HALT IN THE PRE-PANDEMIC ACTIVITY LEVELS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS NEW METABOLISM SPEED. 

RESPONDENTS TO THE SURVEY WALK ABOUT 1 THOUSAND 5 HUNDRED AND SEVENTY STEPS LESS NOW… HAVE GAINED ABOUT 10 POUNDS EACH… HAVE INCREASED THEIR HEART BEATS PER MINUTE BY 10…. AND 4 IN TEN ARE EATING MORE FOOD NOW THAN EVER. 

NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE WILL BE HEADED IN A SPACESHIP TO OUTER SPACE WHILE SITTING IN OUR OWN PERSONAL S-PODS… LIKE THE CHARACTERS DID IN WALL-E. 

ROGERS ON A ROLL

AARON ROGERS IS RECEIVING TWO DISTINCTIONS FOR THIS SEASON.

AFTER 15 SEASONS… AARON IS THE ONLY ACTIVE PLAYER FROM THE 2005 N-F-L FIRST-ROUND DRAFT REMAINING.  

ROGERS DOESN’T PLAN ON RETIRING SOON FROM FOOTBALL… AS HIS CONTRACT IS SET TO RUN THROUGH THE 20-23 SEASON… HOWEVER… JEOPARDY… THE GAME SHOW… MIGHT CAUSE JEOPARDY TO THAT LEGACY. 

 AARON FAR SURPASSED DR.OZ IN RATINGS AS THE GUEST HOST OF JEOPARDY… THE GAME SHOW. 

DR.OZ FINISHED WITH A 5.2 IN RATINGS WHILE AARON GOT THE RATINGS UP TO 14% ON HIS DEBUT ALONE. 

AARONS PERFORMANCE EVEN DOUBLES THAT OF LONG TIME HOST ALEX TREBECKS….6.6 RATING FOR HIS FINAL SHOW BACK IN JANUARY THAT DREW 14 MILLION VIEWERS. 

SO WHO KNOWS MAYBE THIS FOOTBALL STAR HAS A NEW CONTRACT ON THE HORIZON.

04/19/2021

BEACH BODYODYODYODYODY

MORE THAN HALF OF THE U-S ADULT POPULATION HAS AT LEAST ONE OF DOSE OF THE COVID-19 VACCINATION… SO IT LOOKS LIKE SUMMER MIGHT BE A GO AFTER ALL. 

WHICH MEANS WE ALL NEED TO GET OUR SUMMER BODYS READY IN LESS THAN THREE MONTHS. 

LUCKY FOR US …. THE PANDEMIC HAS CAUSED THE OPPORTUNITY FOR US TO BUY IT ONLINE…. AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A BBL. 

INSTEAD IM TALKING BODYSUITS...THE SUITS COME IN UPPER …. LOWER… AND FULL BODY CASTS… AND ARE SHAPE-WEAR WITHOUT THE RESTRICTION OF A SKIMS. 

CHINESE E-BAZAARS ARE SELLING HYPER REALISTIC BODY SUITS… THAT MAKE IT LOOK LIKE WE’VE BEEN TRAINING ALL PANDEMIC INSTEAD OF SURFING THROUGH NETFLIX. 

WHILE THEY DO COST UPWARDS OF 100 DOLLARS… IT IS STILL CHEAPER AND LESS TIME CONSUMING THAN A GYM MEMBERSHIP… SO IT MAY BE THE WAY TO GO THIS YEAR. 

THIS WEARABLE BEACH BODY… IS MADE OF 100 PERCENT MEDICAL GRADE SILICONE… SO IT LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A SECOND SKIN. 

WE ARE ROBOTS

AMERICANS ARE GETTING SO BORED IN THE LOCKDOWN THAT CHORES SEEM LIKE A HOLIDAY. 

ALMOST A THIRD OF AMERICANS SAID DOING LAUNDRY IS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THEIR WEEK. 

AND 69 PERCENT FIND THAT ANY NEW EXPERIENCE FEELS LIKE A THRILL. 

AMONG THE OTHER MUNDANE THRILLS ARE PUMPING GAS… AND GROCERY SHOPPING… 

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE TIRED OF THEIR REPETITIVE ROUTINES… AMERICANS ARE LOOKING TO CASH OUT ON THEIR NEXT VACATION. 

IN A STUDY CONDUCTED BY ONE POLL AND APPLE VACATIONS AND SECRETS RESORTS AND SPA…. FOUND THAT 67 PERCENT OF AMERICANS CAN’T WAIT TO EXPERIENCE NEW PEOPLE… SOUNDS… AND VIEWS. 

FURTHERMORE THEY ARE LOOKING TO SPEND UPWARDS OF 7 THOUSAND TO DO SO. 

CATS ARE EVIL

WHILE MAGGIE IS LOOKING TO APPLY FOR A POSITION AT BUSCH… OTHER ANIMALS HAVE WENT TO THE STREETS TO MAKE ENDS MEET. 

A CAT WAS CAUGHT SMUGGLING NARCOTICS INTO A PANAMA PRISON. 

THE FLUFFY WHITE FELINE FELON WAS CAUGHT RED PAWED WITH A POUCH OF CONTRABAND THAT LOOKED LIKE MARIJUANNA … AND COCAINE TIED AROUND ITS NECK… ACCORDING TO AN OFFICIAL. 

THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME A FOUR LEGGED FRIEND HAS SMUGGLED… OR AT EAST ATTEMPTED TO SMUGGLE CONTRABAND INTO THE FACILITY.  

 LOCAL PROSECUTORS HAVE OPENED A CASE FOR ANIMAL SMUGGLING INTO THE NUEVA ESPERANZA FACILITY… AND THE CAT IN QUESTION IS BEING SENT TO A PET ADOPTION CENTER SO HE CAN GET A SECOND CHANCE AFTER HIS FELONY.

04/18/2021

MORGAN DOES MATH

HOW DO YOU REMEMBER PEDMAS?

I ASK BECAUSE PEDMAS IS TRENDING ON TWITTER AT NUMBER SIX. 

THIS IS HAPPENING BECAUSE A MATH EQUATION WENT VIRAL …. REMINDING EVERYONE THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS IS STILL A THING,

IT SAID “CAN YOU SOLVE THIS? 6/2(1+2)+”

SOME ARE GETTING 9 WHILE OTHERS ARE GETTING 1. 

BUT AN A GRANDER SCALE WHAT THIS TELLS THE WORLD ABOUT EARLY LEARNING IS THAT MOST TWITTER USERS SLEPT THROUGH MATH CLASS. 

TAKE A HIKE

WHEN SOMEONE GETS MAD AND TELLS YOU TO TAKE A HIKE IT MAY NOT BE AS NEGATIVE AS YOU THINK IT IS. 

A NEW STUDY THAT UTILIZED RECORDINGS FROM 251 SITES ACROSS 66 US NATIONAL PARKS... SHOWS THAT SOUNDS OF NATURE CAN DECREASE PAIN...LOWER STRESS….IMPROVE MOOD...AND ENHANCE COGNITIVE PERFORMANCE.

WATER SOUNDS HELP WITH FOSTERING POSITIVE EMOTIONS… AND HEALTH… WHICH BIRD NOISES COMBAT STRESS AND ANNOYANCE. 

THIS STUDY RESULTED FROM OVER A DECADE OF COLLABORATION FROM THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE AND COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY. 

BECAUSE THE STUDY CONCLUDED THAT SOUNDS MAY BOLSTER MENTAL HEALTH… THE LEAD DR AMBER PEARSON…. SAID THERE IS NEED TO RESEARCH THE EFFECT OF SOUNDS IN OUR EVERYDAY LIVES ON MENTAL HEALTH. 

HIS PARTNER PROFESSOR GEORGIE WITT-MEYER… SAID THAT THE RESULTS SOUND BE USED TO COUNTERACT THE INCREASE IN ANXIETY AND MENTAL HEALTH. 

HAUNTED VEGGIES 

IT’S NOT RAINING MEATBALLS… IT'S RAINING CABBAGES? 

STROKE ON TRENT NEIGHBORS ARE SEEING CABBAGE… BROCCOLI… AND FETA CHEESE RAIN FROM THE SKY. 

THE FIRST TIME THIS OCCURRED WAS ON MARCH 10TH… AND AROUND A MONTH LATER IT HAPPENED AGAIN. 

CLARE MIDDLE… THE HOMEOWNER… WHO REPORTED THE SIGHTINGS OF VEGETABLES AND CHEESE IN HER BACKYARD… WAS CONFUSED AT WHY THIS WAS OCCURRING BUT SHE WASN’T ALONE. 

CLARE FINDS THIS VEGETABLE TARGETING WEIRD… BUT HAS YET TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES… IN FEAR OF BEING LAUGHED AT. 

WHAT IS SHE EVEN GOING TO SAY “VEGETABLES KEEP APPEARING IN MY BACKYARD?”

04/15/2021

SWEET SWEET WATERMELON

HARRY STYLES HAS OFFICIALLY SURPASSED THE REST OF THE FORMER ONE DIRECTION BOYS IN WEALTH.

HARRY’S LABEL HAS DOUBLED ITS VALUE 38,516,800VALUE. 

WHILE THE STARS INCREASE IN VALUE COMES AFTER HIS WATERMELON SUGAR HIT THE SONG WASN’T GOOD ENOUGH TO COUNTERACT A LOSS OF 2,476,233 FROM HARRY’S TOURING OUTFIT. 

HARRY DELAYED ALL OF HIS TOURS FOR 20-20 AND HAS POSTPONED HIS EUROPEAN IN 20-21. 

MAKING MEN LISTEN [TO THE DIRECTOR THAT IS]

YOU KNOW THEY SAY “GIVE A MAN A FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A DAY, TEACH A MAN TO FISH AND YOU FEED HIM FOR A LIFETIME.” 

BUT I GUESS IF YOU GIVE PEOPLE A MAN ON TV AND TEACH HIM HOW TO ACT… THEY WILL FEED HIM FOR A LIFETIME TOO. 

C-B-S IS RENEWING FIVE SHOWS THAT ALL STAR LEADING MEN. 

N-C-I-S...BULL… S.W.A.T… MAGNUM P-I… AND BLUE BLOODS… ARE ALL BEING RENEWED. 

SO THERE IS NO QUESTION AS TO IF WE WILL HAVE MEN SOLVING CRIMES FOR US ON TELEVISION. 

THIS WILL BE NCIS’S 19TH SEASON ON CBS… WITH JETHRO OF COURSE. 

BLUE BLOODS IS ON ITS 12TH WITH THE NETWORK. 

MAGNUM P-I IS CREEPING IN FOR A FOURTH REBOOT… S.W.A.T IS IN FOR THEIR FIFTH AND BULL IS RETURNING FOR A SIXTH.

IS IT GUCCI WITH YOU? 

RIDLEY SCOTT INTRODUCED THE WORLD TO THE HOUSE OF GUCCI FILM… HOWEVER IT DOES NOT SEEM LIKE THE HEIRESS IS TOO FOND OF IT. 

PATRIZIA GUCCI…. THE GREAT GRAND CHILD OF GUCCIO GUCCI SAID THE FILM “goes beyond the headline-grabbing true-crime story and pries into the private lives of the Guccio Gucci heirs.” IN AN INTERVIEW WITH THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. 

SHE SAYS THEY ARE STEALING THE IDENTITY OF THE FAMILY TO MAKE PROFIT IN THE FILM INDUSTRY. 

HOUSE OF GUCCI FOLLOWS THE REAL LIFE MURDER OF MAURIZIO GUCCI… THE FORMER HEAD OF THE HOUSE WHO WAS KILLED BY A HITMAN IN THE FIFTIES… AND HIS WIFE WAS CONVICTED FOR ARRANGING HIS MURDER. 

WHEN THE FAMILY AND THE FILM TEAM ORIGINALLY MET … THEY DISCUSSED FOLLOWING THE LIFE OF PAOLO … PATRIZA’S GRANDFATHER TO TALK ABOUT HOW HE TURNED THE GUCCI BRAND INTO A LUXURY ITEM.  

THE FAMILY PLANS TO DECIDE THEIR ACTION AFTER WATCHING THE FILM IN FULL. 

FACEBOOK WANTS A NEW DEMOGRAPHIC.. WILL THEY GO THROUGH WITH IT? 

FACEBOOK … WHO IS THE OWNER OF INSTAGRAM… IS RESEARCHING THE IMPACTS OF LAUNCHING A NEW “KIDS” VERSION OF INSTAGRAM. 

THIS CHILDREN’S VERSION OF THE APP IS AIMED AT THOSE 13 AND YOUNGER… 

AN INTERNATIONAL COALITION OF 35 CHILDREN’S AND CONSUMER GROUPS HAVE TOLD FACEBOOK TO HALT THE CREATION OF THE FACEBOOK FOR KIDS. 

BUT WHY WOULD KIDS WHO ARE ALREADY NOT USING THE ORIGINAL APP… BUT HAVE OTHER ACCOUNTS LIKE SNAPCHAT AND INSTAGRAM… WANT A NEW FACEBOOK?

THIS GROUP OF PARENTS AND COUNCIL MEMBERS THOUGHT ABOUT EXACTLY THAT.

THE COALITION FOUND THAT A “BABIFIED” VERSION OF FACEBOOK WOULD NOT APPEAL TO THE DEMOGRAPHIC THAT ALREADY HAS SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS… INSTEAD IT WOULD APPEAL TO A MUCH YOUNGER GENERATION. 

THERE FOR CHILDREN WILL BE EXPOSED TO WELLNESS ISSUES.. PRIVACY ISSUES.. AND EXPLOIT THEM TO THE HARMFUL EFFECTS OF SOCIAL MEDIA EARLIER IN LIFE. 

SINCE THIS RESPONSE BY THE COALITION FACEBOOK HAS NOT YET ANNOUNCED IF THEY WILL BE HALTING THE CREATION OF OTHER KID APPLICATIONS LIKE “AN INSTAGRAM FOR KIDS”. 

MY ARM IS COLD

DURING THE PANDEMIC…. MOST BUSINESS ARE REEVALUATING THEIR BUSINESS MODELS… AND LAUNCHING NEW PRODUCTS. 

MILLER LITE… IS LAUNCHING ONE WE ALL NEVER EXPECTED. 

ON THURSDAY THE BEER COMPANY.. LAUNCHED LIMITED EDITION VAX TIME T SHIRTS… THAT HAVE ONLY ONE SLEEVE. 

THESE SHIRTS ARE MEANT TO ENCOURAGE THEIR FANS TO GET THEIR VACCINATION SHOTS.

THE SHIRTS THAT SAY “ALMOST MILLER TIME” ARE SELLING FOR 10 DOLLARS AND COME IN TWO STYLES … NAVY WITHOUT A LEFT SLEEVE AND WHITE WITHOUT A RIGHT SLEEVE…. BUT IF YOU WANT A NAVY WITH A LEFT SLEEVE OR A WHITE WITH A RIGHT… YOU ARE JUST OUT OF LUCK. 

["As we approach COVID-19 vaccination eligibility for the majority of Americans, heading to bars with friends is right around the corner," Sofia Colucci, the vice president of marketing for Miller Family of Brands said in a statement. "We know this is an important and historic moment for so many and with the release of the Vax Time Tee, we’re one step closer to enjoying Miller Time in person.”]

COMEDIC VALUE OF THE INTERNET IS NO LONGER JUST MEMES

THE PANDEMIC HAS CLOSED CLUBS AND COMEDY VENUES.. SO WHERE ARE PEOPLE GOING TO TELL A GOOD JOKE. 

WELL… EXACTLY WHERE PEOPLE ARE GOING FOR INSTANT GRATIFICATION COMEDY… 

[GOT A GUESS MORGAN?]

ITS TIK TOK. 

TIK TOK WAS SO ADDICTING DURING THE PANDEMIC THAT IT HIT THE NUMBER ONE GROSSING IOS APP IN THE APPLE STORE FOR THE LAST YEAR. 

SO IT MAKES SENSE WITH THE CREATORS FUND… THAT COMEDIANS ARE FOLLOWING THEIR AUDIENCE BASE. 

BUT MANY DON’T KNOW IF SHARING THE JOKES ONLINE ARE GOING TO JUST BE A PANDEMIC FAD THAT WILL COME TO TROLL THEM IN THE FUTURE… OR IF THE JOKE IS NOT REALLY ON THEM AND IT IS INSTEAD THE  FUTURE OF THE OPEN MIC. 

CRYPTO INVESTING FOR BEGINNERS

THE HASHTAG DOGE AND DOGE-COIN ITSELF ARE TRENDING UPWARDS. 

DOGE IS NUMBER ONE FOR TRENDING ON TWITTER… AND DOGE-COIN’S STOCK VALUE IS ON THE RISE. 

ON THURSDAY DOGE-COIN PRICES HIT 17 CENTS. 

ORIGINALLY THIS CRYPTOCURRENCY WAS STARTED AS A JOKE… BUT AS ALL JOKES DO ON REDDIT.. IT HIT THE MAINSTREAM. 

SO WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN 150 MILLION LAST YEAR… IS NOW 14 POINT 4 BILLION. 

BUT THIS IS ONLY BECAUSE OF THE GREATER COMMUNITY OF THE INTERNET… AS 94% OF ALL HOLDERS HAVE LESS THAN 1 THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED INVESTED. 

[NORMALLY IN CRYPTO CURRENCY PEOPLE HAVE UPWARDS OF MILLIONS IN THEIR PORTFOLIOS]

HOWEVER BECAUSE DOGE-COIN IS A BABY… AS FAR AS CRYPTO IS GOING…. IT CAN JUST AS EASILY BE CONSIDERED A MEME-COIN AS ONLY SEVERAL … WELL TIMED TWEETS HAVE CAUSED THE CURRENCY TO EXPLODE UPWARD.

04/14/2021

IS THE INTERNET CLASSY?

HASHTAG MY VERSION OF CLASSY IS TRENDING ON TWITTER WITH A COUPLE THOUSAND TWEETS. 

DOGS IN VESTS…. FORMER PRESIDENT OBAMA AND FIRST LADY MICHELLE...CATS PLAYING PIANOS.. THE RAISED PINKIE WHEN SIPPING A BEVERAGE… MS. ROGER RABBIT…. AND FORTIES PIN UP GIRLS… ARE JUST SOME OF TWITTER'S VERSION OF CLASSY. 

JEOPARDY

AARON ROGERS GUEST POSITION AS THE HOST OF JEOPARDY WILL COME TO AN END ON FRIDAY APRIL 16TH. 

DURING HIS TWO WEEKS AARON HAS BEEN ADAMANTLY POSTING ON SOCIAL MEDIA… ABOUT HIS PREP WORK. 

MOST RECENTLY….  HE POSTED A PHOTO OF THE PODIUM… WITH HIS NOTES TO HIMSELF. 

HIS REMINDERS STATE… RELAX… STAND STRAIGHT … AND DON’T PICK YOUR NOSE OR BUTT. 

[HIS POST READ: “This is the @jeopardy podium, and my sticky notes from the 2nd day of filming. I used a lot of these stickies over the couple days of filming and put reminders on there like “Speak Less”, which was an ode to Paul Rudd on Forgetting Sarah Marshall, during surf lessons; “do less”. “Slow Down”, a reminder for me when reading the clues 💯. “Stand Up Straight”; every time I’m reading clues I’m bent over, so that was a reminder to stand up in certain moments when I knew I was on camera.

“Relax” and “Energy” were just a couple other good reminders as well. And the last one, was just to check if anyone was looking at my podium between games. Turns out, John the stage manager was, and we had a good laugh about it 😂😂😂 #lovethisshowsomuch #somuchgratitude #last3days”]

OBVIOUSLY ROGERS HAS MADE IT CLEAR HE WOULD LIKE TO CONTINUE THIS POSITION AFTER HIS TWO WEEKS EXPIRES… BUT JEOPARDY … AT LEAST IN THE MEANTIME HAS QUITE THE LIST OF GUESTS HOSTS TO COME. 

IF YOU LOVE ME YOU'LL POST ME RIGHT?

A NEW STUDY SHOWS THAT THE MORE YOU SHARE ONLINE THE LESS HAPPY YOU ARE AS A COUPLE. 

COUPLES WHO ARE POSTING THREE … OR MORE PHOTOS ON SOCIAL MEDIA PER WEEK… ARE 128 PERCENT LESS HAPPY THAN THOSE WHO NEVER TALK ABOUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP ONLINE. 

THE COUPLES IN THIS STUDY WERE ASKED TO RATE COMMUNICATION…  INTIMACY … TRUST… AND HAPPINESS.. 

IT SEEMS THAT TRUST ISSUES IS WHAT IS CAUSING COUPLES TO POST MORE ONLINE…. AS THE NUMBER ONE REASON FOR SHARING THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHER ONLINE WAS TO EXPRESS THAT THEY WERE TAKEN. 

BUT THIS DIFFERED BETWEEN HETERO AND HOMOSEXUAL SEXUAL PARTNERS… THOSE IN SAME SEX RELATIONSHIPS POSTED MORE FOR PRIDE WHEREAS THE EARLIER POSTED OUT OF INSECURITY. 

WHERE AS THE REASONS PEOPLE DID NOT SHARE WAS FOR PRIVACY… EMBARRASSMENT…. OR THAT THEY ARE NOT REGULAR SOCIAL MEDIA USERS. 

THOSE WHO WERE THE HAPPIEST NEVER SHARED THEIR RELATIONSHIP OR OCCASIONALLY SHARED ON BIRTHDAYS AND ANNIVERSARIES. 

04/13/2021

DRINKING BUDDIES

IT IS A DOG EAT DOG WORLD… NOT JUST BECAUSE IT IS COMPETITIVE… BUT BECAUSE DOGS CAN NOW BE YOUR COMPETITION. 

BUSCH BEER IS NOW LOOKING TO HIRE FOR THEIR CHIEF TASTING OFFICER. 

HOWEVER… THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A CANINE TO FULFILL THIS POSITION…. AS THEY ARE HIRING FOR THEIR BEER BRANDS DOG BREW… WHICH WAS LAUNCHED LAST YEAR. 

THIS POSITION COMES WITH A 20 THOUSAND DOLLAR SALARY… HEALTHCARE AKA PET INSURANCE.. AND STOCK IN THE FORM OF FREE DOG BREW. 

[PROBABLY GONNA HAVE TO GET MAGGIE TO FILL OUT HER APPLICATION. … CAUSE SHE NEEDS TO START PAYING RENT. ]

THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS ROLL TO WHICH THE BUSCH GUY HAS ALREADY BEGAN THE INTERVIEWS FOR. 

ACCORDING TO THE BUSCH GUY THOSE WHO GET THE POSITION WILL BE RESPONSIBLE FOR"shepherd[ING] the great taste of Busch, research[ING] new flavors, take[ING] on pet projects. Your bark will have to be as good as your bite,"

THIS DOG BREW IS AVAILABLE IN 4 PACKS OF 12 OZ CANS. … AND COMES IN A SAVORY BONE BROTH FLAVOR THAT HAS HINTS OF PORK BUTT… CORN… CELERY… BASIL… MINT...TURMERIC… AND GINGER. 

THEY ARE ALSO GIVING BACK WITH EACH PURCHASE,

A DOLLAR PER EACH CASE GOES TO BEST FRIENDS ANIMAL SOCIETY

JUSTIN JUSTIN JUSTIN [WCN?]

 JUSTIN BEIBER MADE A PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THIS FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE IS HARD. 

EVERYONE KNEW THIS ….BUT IT TOOK THE POP STAR… TWO AND A HALF YEARS TO MAKE THIS ANNOUNCEMENT. 

STUDIES EVEN SHOW THAT IN THE FIRST YEAR OF MARRIAGE THE RISK OF DIVORCE IS AT A HIGH POINT…. ROUGHLY 10 PERCENT OF MARRIAGES FAIL HERE.

BUT LUCKILY FOR JUSTIN AND HIS SWEETHEART IN YEARS FIVE THROUGH EIGHT HE WILL RUN THAT RISK AGAIN… AS THE AVERAGE DIVORCE RANGE SITS ALONGSIDE THE “SEVEN YEAR ITCH”. 

HAZARD

COVID-BED HAS MADE IT TO THE TOP OF HEADLINES ONCE MORE. 

HOWEVER… THIS TIME THE REASONS ARE NOT FOR I-C-U CAPACITY. 

INSTEAD…. POLICE HAVE BUSTED A MATTRESS MAKING FACTORY IN Maharashtra's Jalgaon district FOR…. 

[WELL TAKE A GUESS ON THE ASSOCIATION MORGAN… ]

 STUFFING DISCARDED MASKS IN PLACE OF COTTON OR OTHER MATERIAL TO FLUFF UP THEIR MATTRESSES. 

WHILE IT IS AN INTERESTING TWIST ON SUSTAINABILITY… IT MIGHT ALSO BE A FORM OF BIOLOGICAL WARFARE AS IT IS NOT VERY SANITARY. 

A CASE WAS FILED AGAINST THE OWNER OF THE UNIT …. AND THE INVESTIGATION WAS STARTED AS THE PILES OF MASKS SITTING AROUND WERE SET ON FIRE. 

THE LAST STRAW OF THE AMERICAN HOLY TRINITY

TOILET PAPER… KETCHUP… AND NOW PORK? 

AMERICA IS REALLY GOING THROUGH IT. 

SO ONE CAN ONLY ASSUME THAT THOSE FOURTH OF JULY BBQS JUST WON’T BE THE SAME. 

ACCORDING TO ISSAC OLVERA…. A FOOD AND AGRICULTURAL ECONOMIST AT ARROW-STREAM...THE SUPPLY CHAIN IS SO STRESSED THAT WE AREN’T EXPECTED TO SEE THE ISSUE FIXED BY SUMMER. 

THE DEMAND FOR MEAT… ESPECIALLY PORK PRODUCTS IS EXPECTED TO SKYROCKET THIS SUMMER AS MOST AMERICANS WILL BE VACCINATED AND WILL BE GOING OUT TO THE COOKOUTS..

THIS MEANS HOT DOGS AND BACON WILL BE THE HOTTEST COMMODITY. 

SO YOU MIGHT BE SEEING BALL PARK PRICES AT THE GROCERY STORE… ALL BECAUSE PRODUCTION CANNOT KEEP UP.

BUT I GUESS THAT’S NOT TOOK MUCH OF A BIG DEAL IF YOU DO NOT HAVE KETCHUP TO PAIR IT WITH. 

DIRTY DIRTY BOY

ON TWITTER MIKE ROWE IS TRENDING ON TWITTER… WITH OVER 11 THOUSAND TWEETS. 

THE FORMER DIRTY JOBS HOST TOLD FOX BUSINESS THAT INCREASING THE MINIMUM WAGE MAY HAVE ‘UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES’ AND THAT UNSKILLED JOBS ARE ‘SIMPLY NOT INTENDED TO BE CAREERS’. 

TO WHICH TWITTER IS JUSTIFIABLY OUTRAGED. 

THIS TELLS ME THAT MIKE HIMSELF SIMPLY HAS A DEGREE IN COMMUNICATIONS… AND ONLY WANTED TO BE A TV PERSONALITY THAT DRESSED UP AND PARADED AROUND AS A BLUE COLLAR WORKER AND HAS NEVER ACTUALLY WORKED A DIRTY JOB IN HIS LIFE. 

IT'S ONE THING TO ACKNOWLEDGE THE LABOR THEY DO BUT IT IS ANOTHER THING TO USE PEOPLE FOR CLOUT WITHOUT ADVOCATING FOR THEM TO BE PAID OR TREATED BETTER. 

TWITTER USER DAN OLSEN SAID “ MIKE ROWE'S DIRTY JOBS GAVE ME AN APPRECIATION FOR TRADE AND CRAFT WORK WHICH IN TURN LED ME TO CHANGING MY TRASH OPINIONS ON UNIONS INHERITED FROM 80S/90S MEDIA… AND SO IT KIND OF STINGS PERSONALLY THAT HE’S ACTUALLY A  BIT OF A CHODE WHEN IT COMES TO LABOR RIGHTS.”

04/12/2021

USHER THE MONOPOLY MAN

USHER IS TRENDING ON TWITTER WITH 112K TWEETS. 

THIS IS HAPPENING AS THE RAPPER IS UNDER FIRE FOR GIVING DANCERS FAKE BILLS WITH HIS FACE ON THEM INSTEAD OF REAL MONEY. 

UNFORTUNATELY MONOPOLY MONEY DOESN’T WORK OUTSIDE OF THE GAME… AND THAT'S TRUE FOR CELEBRITIES TOO. 

THE INSTAGRAM USER @ BEEL0OVE POSTED THREE USHER BUCKS THAT CAME IN 100, 20 AND 1 DOLLAR BILL FORMATS

SHE POSTED THEM ASKING THE QUESTIONS” LADIES WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF YOU DANCED ALL NIGHT FOR USHER AND HE THREW THIS? “

WHILE THE INSTAGRAM USER DID GET ATTENTION DURING THE CREATION OF USHER MEMES AFTER HER POST… 

ACCORDING TO A REP FROM THE CLUB SAPPHIRE IN VEGAS WHERE THIS ALLEGED INCIDENT HAPPENED… USHER HIMSELF DID NOT TIP IN USHER BUCKS. 

HE PAYED LITERAL THOUSANDS TO THE DANCERS AND FOR BOTTLE SERVICE FOR THE NIGHT…. IT HAS BEEN SAID THAT SOMEONE CLOSE TO HIM… ON HIS CREW LEFT THE USHER BUCKS ON STAGE… AS A GAG. 

WHILE IT IS CLEAR MISINFORMATION SPREADS FAST ON THE INTERNET IT IS NOT CLEAR IF THE INSTAGRAM USER KNEW… AND WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE IT IN THE MEME-VERSE… OR WAS JUST MISINFORMED. 

04/11/2021

RIP BERRIOS

BERRIOS HAVE LOST THEIR SPOT AS THE ALCOHOLIC BREAKFAST ALTERNATIVE. 

CROOKED HAMMOCK BREWERY IS LAUNCHING A FRUITY PEBBLES INSPIRED DRINK. 

THIS YEAR IS THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY FOR THE PEBBLES CEREAL BRAND. 

THE DRINK IS CALLED YABBA DABBA BREW…. AND IS MADE WITH ACTUAL FRUITY PEBBLES CEREAL. 

IT IS A COMBINATION OF CHERRY… LEMON… LIME ….AND ORANGE FLAVORS. 

{OPINIONS ON CEREAL IN DRINKS? }

{DOES THIS SET A PRECEDENT FOR FUTURE CEREAL DRINKS? }

{OR DO YOU THINK CEREAL GOES ON ANYTHING AT ALL? ….ACCORDING TO REDDIT CAPTAIN CRUNCH MAKES THE BEST ICE CREAM TOPPING… }

THAT'S NOT KANYE

AS WWE TRENDS ON TWITTER…. DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON MAY HAVE A CHANCE AT PRESIDENCY. 

IN A RECENT POLL BY PIPLAY… 46 PERCENT OF AMERICANS SAID THEY WOULD SUPPORT THE ROCK IN A PRESIDENTIAL RUN. 

BUT AFTER  WWE ANDTHE FAST AND FURIOUS SERIES AND SPIN OFF WHAT COULD HE EXPECT? 

THE ROCK HAS BEEN ASKED MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT HIS FAME IF HE WOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT… AND FOR THE LAST COUPLE OF YEARS HE HAS SEEN IT AS AN OPTION… BUT THERE HAS BEEN NO OFFICIAL RUNS. 

IN RESPONSE TO THE SUPPORT HE RESPONDED "I don't think our Founding Fathers EVER envisioned a six-four, bald, tattooed, half-Black, half-Samoan, tequila drinking, pick up truck driving, fanny pack wearing guy joining their club - but if it ever happens it'd be my honor to serve you, the people 🙏🏾💪🏾🇺🇸"

THE NEXT RUNNER UP AS FAR AS CELEBRITY OPTIONS WAS ANGELINA JOLIE…. WITH THE SUPPORT OF 30 PERCENT OF THE POLLS RESPONDENTS. 

FRIEND DATES ONLY

IN THE LATE 20s PEOPLE USED TO VALUE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS HIGHER THAN FRIENDSHIPS…. BUT IN RECENT YEARS FRIENDSHIPS ARE TAKING PRECEDENCE… IN RELATIONSHIPS. 

ACCORDING TO MY JOY ONLINE THERE ARE FOUR REASONS WHY THIS SHIFT IS HAPPENING. 

FIRST PEOPLE JUST AREN'T GETTING MARRIED. 

SECOND… CARE IS NO LONGER AFFORDABLE… AND WITHOUT SPOUSES… PEOPLE ARE TURNING TO FRIENDS

THIRD… THE ISOLATION OF THE PANDEMIC CAUSED PEOPLE TO REASSES THEIR LIVES… WHICH MEANT MORE EMPHASIS ON FRIENDSHIPS TO BRING COMFORT. 

AND FOURTH FRIENDSHIPS ALLOW FOR MORE INDEPENDENCE AND SELF EXPRESSION THAN RELATIONSHIPS DO.

BUT THIS SHIFT IS BENEFICIAL. 

WHILE MOST RESEARCH ON HEALTH AND RELATIONSHIPS ARE FOR ROMANTIC ONES… FRIENDSHIPS… HAVE MORE IMPACT ON OUR HEALTH.

A TEN YEAR AUSTRALIAN STUDY FOUND THAT OLDER PEOPLE WITH FRIENDS ARE 22 PERCENT LESS LIKELY TO DIE SOONER… AND A 6 YEAR STUDY OF 736 MIDDLE AGED MEN FOUND THAT A LIFE PARTNER DID NOT ALTER THE RISK OF HEART ISSUES… HOWEVER… HAVING FRIENDSHIPS DID.

04/08/2021

KEEPING UP WITH KANYE

KANYE WEST…. IS GOING TO HAVE A DOCUMENTARY COMING OUT. 

I MEAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINEE AND RAPPER…. IS QUITE THE BROAD RANGE OF TITLES…. 

THERE IS 20 YEARS OF BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE FOR KANYE'S LIFE THAT CAN BE USED. 

CLARENCE SIMMONS AND CHIKE OZAH ARE THE TWO WHO WILL BE SPEARHEADING THE DIRECTING OF THE PROJECT. 

BUT I FEEL THIS IS MORE LIKE A KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIAN’S SPIN OFF…. AS THERE HAVE BEEN MULTIPLE REPORTS SUGGESTING THE DOCUMENTARY MAY BE MULTIPART SERIES. 

SO I GUESS IF YOU CAN'T BE WITH YOUR EX WIFE YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE HER.. 

CARDI IF YOU DON’T LIKE HER THAN WHY FOLLOW HER? 

 BOTH WRITE A WRAP AND NIKKI MINAJ ARE TRENDING ON TWITTER. 

WRITE A RAP HAS 18.1 THOUSAND TWEETS WHILE NIKKI IS TRENDING WITH OVER 61 THOUSAND TWEETS.

THIS IS TRENDING AS CARDI B WAS NOTICED LURKING ON NIKKIS PAGES. 

PREVIOUSLY THE TWO FEMALE RAPPERS HAS BEEF AS NIKKI TOOK JABS AT CARDI FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO WRITE HER OWN SONGS. 

THIS TYPE OF DIS IS THE HIGHEST OF HIGH IN THE MUSIC WORLD… AND HAS SET THE TWO FROM A TALKING BASIS. 

HOWEVER… FANS NOTICED CARDI B’S FOLLOW ON THE TWITTER TOPIC OF NIKI MINAJ… WHICH HAS LEAD NIKIS FANS TO VOCALIZE IT THROUGH THE REPETITIVE POSTING OF “WRITE A RAP” ON TWITTER. 

THE IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE

FAST FOOD…. MONEY… ALCOHOL… AND MUSIC?

A STUDY BY MCGILL UNIVERSITY FINDS MSIC TO BE JUST AS ADDICTIVE… AS ITS MORE MUNDANE COUNTERPARTS. 

ACCORDING TO THE SCIENTIST MUSIC MAKES YOUR BRAIN FEEL GOOD… WHICH MAKES SENSE. 

BUT THEY GO INTO A LITTLE MORE DEPTH.

APPARENTLY… MUSIC TRIGGERS A NUCLEUS ACCUMBENS… OR THE REWARD CENTER.. AND WHEN THE PLEASURE IS DROPPED BY STOPPING THE MUSIC IT DAMPENS THE NERVE CELLS. 

SO MUSIC CAN QUITE LITERALLY BE THE BEST MEDICINE BECAUSE IT BOOSTS DOPAMINE … WHICH LIFTS YOUR MOOD… INCREASES BLOOD FLOW… AND FENDS OFF DEPRESSION.

WINE 

ALCOHOL SALES WERE UP THIS LAST YEAR… ACCORDING TO A CROSS SECTIONAL ONLINE SURVEY CONDUCTED BY THE US NATIONAL LIBRARY OF  MEDICINE NATIONAL INSTITUTE OF HEALTH. 

BUT ACCORDING TO BEVERAGE TRADE NETWORK…. CELEBRITIES ARE TAKING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO DIVE INTO THE BOOZE BUSINESS. 

SNOOP DOGG’S  HAS HIS 19 CRIMES WINE.

MARY J BLIGE’S  HAS SUN GODDESS

JULIANNE HOUGH  AND NINA DOBREV …. HAVE FRESH VINE WINE 

CAMERON DIAZ LAUNCHED AVILINE IN JULY OF 20-20

YOUTUBE IS BETTER THAN TIK TOK

[I WROTE THIS FOR KCPR BUT IT COULD BE PERTINENT HERE TOO]

AFTER A YEAR OF BEING INSIDE AND ON OUR PHONES... THE PEW RESEARCH CENTER DECIDED TO PUBLISH A STUDY TO SEE WHAT APPLICATION HAD THE MOST GROWTH OVER THE PAST YEAR.... 

AFTER HOW TO MAKE WHIPPED COFFEE .... TIK TOK COMPILATIONS AND CHLOE TINGS WORKOUT CHALLENGE... YOUTUBE TAKES THE CAKE. 

YOUTUBE SAW THE MOST GROWTH OVER THE SPAN OF THE PANDEMIC…FROM AMERICAN USERS ACCORDING TO THE PEW RESEARCH CENTER. 

THIS SERVICE GREW FROM 73 PERCENT OF U-S ADULTS TO 81 PERCENT. 

THE SERVICES POPULARITY IS ESPECIALLY HIGH AMONG INDIVIDUALS AGED 18-29 ACCORDING TO A SURVEY OF 1 THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED AND TWO U-S ADULTS. 

REDDIT CAME IN AS A CLOSE SECOND FOR USAGE GROWTH.

AND FACEBOOK STILL REMAINS HIGH FOR AMERICANS… AS 69 PERCENT OF U-S ADULTS USE THE SOCIAL MEDIA…. HOWEVER OVER THE YEARS ITS USER BASE HAS REMAINED STAGNANT.

04/07/2021

METAL MUSIC AND WWE

NOT EVERY HEAVY METAL SINGER DESERVES TO BE HONORED IN THE W-W-E HALL OF FAME… BUT OZZY OSBORNE DOES. 

IN HIS MUSIC CAREER OZZY HAS MADE SEVERAL APPEARANCES ON W-W-E…. WHICH INCLUDES AT WRESTLE MANIA 2 WHERE HE MANAGED THE BRITISH BULLDOGS IN THEIR W-W-F TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP ALONGSIDE CAPTAIN LOU ALBANO. 

OSBORNE ALSO PERFORMED LIVE AT SMACKDOWN HELD IN BALTIMORE IN 2007 AND WAS A SPECIAL GUEST FOR RAW IN NOVEMBER OF 2009. 

OZZY WASN’T ABLE TO ACCEPT HIS AWARD IN PERSON DUE TO COVID-19 … AS HE HAS A RESPIRATORY ILLNESS…. THAT PUTS HIM AT RISK FOR PNEUMONIA AND COULD MEAN MORE RISKS IF HE DEVELOPED CORONAVIRUS. 

MOST RECENTLY HE HAS CANCELLED HIS RESCHEDULED 20-20 SHOWS .. BUT RELEASED HIS FIRST SOLO ALBUM IN A DECADE… CALLED ORDINARY MAN. 

THANKSGIVING IN A CAN

MORGAN IS IN LUCK…

HEIZ IS TEASING A PARTNERSHIP WITH OCEAN SPRAY… ON TWITTER.

THIS NEW PARTNERSHIP IS FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF A NEW SAUCE THAT COMBINES CRANBERRY SAUCE AND GRAVY. 

THE OFFICIAL HEINZ TWITTER ACCOUNT POSTED A MOCK UP OF THE COLLABORATION PRODUCT ASKING THEIR FOLLOWERS IF THEY THING CRAVY IS A GO. 

[HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT CRAVY]

THIS TWEET WAS POSTED ON APRIL 1ST…. SO IT COULD JUST BE AN APRIL FOOLS JOKE… HOWEVER… THE TAKEOUT ALREADY REACHED OUT TO HEINZ AND CONFIRMED THAT THE IDEA OF CRAVY IS IN FACT A REAL THING. 

I HAVE QUESTIONS MAN

[CAN DISCUSS THESE QUESTIONS]

DO BIRDS HAVE TWO BIRTHDAYS? 

HOW DO YOU TURN YOUR BOYFRIEND INTO A VAMPIRE? 

HOW IS BABBY{NOT TYPO} FORMED?

SHOULD SPAGHETTI BE WAY SHORTER? 

WHILE THESE QUESTIONS ARE ENTERTAINING… YAHOO ANSWERS… THE LONGEST RUNNING AND MOST STORIED QUESTION AND ANSWER PLATFORM IN INTERNET HISTORY IS SHUTTING DOWN. 

THIS BREEDING GROUND FOR SOME OF THE MOST MIND NUMBING CONTENT… WILL BE FOREVER LOST. 

THE WEBSITE WILL BE SET TO REDIRECT TO THE YAHOO HOMEPAGE ON MAY 4TH AND ALL OF THE PROGRAMS ARCHIVES WILL CEASE TO EXIST. 

THE PROCESS OF THE SHUTDOWN WILL BEGIN TO HAPPEN ON APRIL 20TH… AS NEW SUBMISSIONS WILL NO LONGER BE ACCEPTED. 

YAHOO TOLD VERGE THAT THE REASON THEY ARE SHUTTING DOWN IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE BECAME LESS POPULAR AMONGST USERS OVER THE YEARS.

04/06/2021

KIM NOT CHLOE

WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT CHLOE YESTERDAY… BUT KIM KARDASHIAN IS THE ONE MAKING HEADLINES TODAY….AND NO IT'S NOT FOR HER LOOKS…. OR FOR AN NFT OF HER CRYING. 

KIM IS OFFICIALLY ON THE FORBES WORLD’S BILLIONAIRE LIST.

HER NET WORTH INCREASED FROM 780 MILLION TO ONE BILLION…. BACK IN OCTOBER. 

20-17 WAS WHEN SHE TRANSITIONED AWAY FROM BRAND DEALS… TO BEING A BUSINESS OWNER.

SHE NOW OWNS A COSMETIC LINE… CALLED KKW BEAUTY… A SHAPE-WEAR COMPANY CALLED SKIMS. 

THE LIST HOWEVER… SAW CONTROVERSY AS IT NAMED HER LITTLE SISTER KYLIE (23)JENNER AS THE YOUNGEST SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE… FORBES REFUTED HER POSITION ON THE LIST AFTER KIM DEFENDED HER WORK WITH A REPORT CLAIMING FALSE TAX RETURNS. 

KETCHUP W ME

WHAT DO KETCHUP AND T-P HAVE IN COMMON? 

WELL IT'S THAT WE DON’T HAVE ANY OF BOTH .. DUE TO A VIRAL VIRUS. 

THE PANDEMIC HAS CAUSED A SHORTAGE OF KETCHUP!

BECAUSE TAKE OUT ORDERS HAVE SKYROCKETED … KETCHUP PACKETS ARE A HOT COMMODITY… AND ARE RUNNING LOW. 

KETCHUP PACKAGE PRICES HAVE SPIKED 13 PERCENT SINCE JANUARY 20-20 DUE TO DEMAND… BUT EVEN HEINZ CAN'T KEEP UP. 

BUT THAT RAISES TWO IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

CAN YOU EAT FRIES WITHOUT KETCHUP?

AND

ARE RESTAURANTS WILLING TO RISK THAT BET?

HOMELY

ZILLOW RELEASED A SURVEY THAT FOUND…. 11 PERCENT OF AMERICANS HAVE MOVED IN THE PAST YEAR…. 

THIS 11 PERCENT INCLUDES FOR ECONOMIC AND PERSONAL REASONS… WHICH IS OVER 2 PERCENT HIGHER THAN THE YEARLY NUMBER FOR 2019. 

PHOENIX … AUSTIN… AND CHARLOTTE SAW THE MOST TRAFFIC…. AS FAR AS CITIES. 

INSIDERS… HILLARY HOFFOWER… REPORTED THAT IN THE MONTH OF FEBRUARY… MORE MILLENNIALS.. THAN ANY OTHER GENERATION BECAME HOMEOWNERS….THIS COULD BE CORRESPONDING WITH INTEREST RATES BEING AT A HISTORIC LOW.

THE ZILLOW SURVEY ALSO FOUND THAT 2.5 MILLION MORE HOMES COULD SOON HIT THE MARKET. 

BUT INSIDERS TAYLOR BORDEN REPORTED … IN MARCH...THAT THE HOMES FOR SALE COULD RUN OUT IN JUST TWO MONTHS.

04/05/2021

FACEBOOK OFFICIAL-ED

NOT TO LONG AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW TINDER… A DATING APP... HAS LEAD TO RELATIONSHIPS… WHICH WAS NOT SO MUCH OF A SHOCKER… 

BUT IT ALSO LOOKS LIKE IN THE ERA OF HOOKUP CULTURE… GEN Z …. IS LOOKING FOR ACTUAL COMMITMENT… BUT THE REASON MAY NOT BE WHAT YOU EXPECT. 

IN THE DIGITAL AGE … EVERYONE IS LOOKING TO MAKE THEIR FEED APPEALING… AND APPARENTLY A RELATIONSHIP CAN DO JUST THAT. 

SOCIAL MEDIA… AND ESPECIALLY TIK TOK… ARE RIDDLED WITH COUPLES THAT CREATE VIRAL COUPLE PRANKS… DANCE VIDEOS… AND CHALLENGES. 

THIS NOTABILITY AND REPETITION OF INFLUENCER COUPLES ON FEEDS… HAS CREATED AN ENVIRONMENT WHERE RELATIONSHIPS ARE DESIRED. 

HOWEVER… THIS IDEALIZED IMAGE SEEN ON INSTAGRAM AND TIKTOK SEEMS TO HAVE STUNTED THE IMAGE OF HOW RELATIONSHIPS SHOULD WORK. 

THIS CONCERN COMES AS LIKES ROLL INTO COUPLE COUNENT…. THE QUESTION REALLY IS ARE YOU DOING IT FOR THE LOVE OF ATTENTION OR FOR LOVE. 

BECAUSE IF YOU ARE CHASING AESTHETICS… YOU CAN MISS OUT ON GENUINE MOMENTS. 

I WANT A PET BEAR 

DOGS ARE OUT AND BEARS ARE IN…. AS FAR AS NEW FLUFFY FRIENDS GO. 

AND I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT TEDDY BEARS. 

THERE IS A NEW … AND… MYSTERIOUS CONDITION THAT IS MAKING BLACK BEARS FRIENDLY TO HUMANS. 

THIS ILLNESS IS A TYPE OF INFLAMMATION OF THE BRAIN… ACCORDING TO RESEARCHERS FROM THE CALIFORNIA DEPARTMENT OF FISH AND WILDLIFE. 

WHILE THEY ARE ACTING CUTE AND CUDDLY THEIR ARE OTHER SIDE AFFECTS FOR THESE ANIMALS THAT ARE LESS CUTE…. THE BEARS ARE ALSO EXPERIENCING TREMORS… HEAD TILTS… AND SEIZURES. 

CURRENTLY IT IS UNKNOWN WHAT IS CAUSING IT… BUT IT IS NOT TRANSFERABLE TO HUMANS…. SO IF YOU ARE LUCKY ENOUGH TO PET ONE OF OUR NEW FURRY FRIENDS… CALL UP THE HUMANE SOCIETY SO THE ANIMALS CAN BE RE-HOMED AND TREATED FOR THEIR NEW NEUROLOGICAL CONDITIONS. 

ONE OF THE LAST BEARS TO BE RE-HOMED WAS BENJI… HE WAS CAUGHT SNIFFING A SNOWBOARDER…. BUT NOW HE IS LOUNGING NEAR THE BEACH AT THE SAN DIEGO HUMANE SOCIETIES RAMONA WILDLIFE CENTER … AND HAS JUST CELEBRATED HIS BIRTHDAY IN HIS NEW HOME. 

PICKLE ME SURPRISED

DISNEY ADULTS HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS YEAR AS THE PARKS BEGIN TO REOPEN TO NORMAL FUNCTIONS… 

IT'S NOT PICKLE RICK… BUT IT IS A PICKLE…. CORN DOG? 

DISNEY IS NOW UPDATING ITS SNACK MENU TO INCLUDE PICKLE CORN DOGS. 

THIS MIX OF TEXTURES IS A CRUNCHY EXTERIOR WITH A SOUR AND MOIST INTERIOR… AND WILL BE SERVED WITH CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER AS A DIPPING SAUCE ON THE SIDE. 

{ION KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THIS SOUNDS GROSS TO ME DEFINITELY NOT WORTH THOSE HOUR LONG OVERPRICED SNACK CART LINES}

UPGRADES PEOPLE

WE ALL KNOW HOW LADIES JUST LOVE A MAN IN HIS LATE TWENTIES….THAT STILL LIVES WITH HIS MOM …. NOT. 

I GUESS PETE DAVIDSON WAS TIRED OF GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS… ABOUT HIS MOM BEING HIS ROOMMATE…. AND COULD NO LONGER RELY ON BEING 6’3 TO GET THE LADIES TO COME HOME WITH HIM. 

BECAUSE THE COMEDIAN HAS JUST MOVED INTO HIS OWN HOUSE. 

ORIGINALLY PETE AND HIS MOM BOUGHT THIS HOUSE TOGETHER AFTER LOSING HIS FATHER IN 9/11. 

BUT IT LOOKS LIKE AFTER THE LAST 20 YEARS OF LIVING WITH HIS MOM… HE IS LOOKING TO GROW OUTSIDE OF THAT HOUSING SITUATION.

04/04/2021

#BOYFRIENDREVEAL

HASHTAG BOYFRIEND REVEAL IS TRENDING ON TWITTER. 

THIS TREND STARTED WHEN A TWITTER USER POSTED A TWEET READING DROP YOUR LAST SAVED PHOTO AND CAPTION IT “BOYFRIEND REVEAL” 

THIS TWEET RECEIVED ALMOST 12 THOUSAND RETWEETS...AND IS NOW A PIPELINE FOR PRIME MEME CONTENT. 

THE REPLIES RANGE FROM B-T-S MEMBERS… TO CREEPERS FROM MINECRAFT…. TO THE POPE….. TO DONKEY KONG. 

CAR SALES

IMAGINE SCROLLING THROUGH INSTAGRAM…. AND SEEING A LIFESTYLE …. AND THEN TURNING AROUND AND MAKING IT YOUR LIFE IN A MATTER OF MONTHS… 

FOR THE RICH MILLENNIAL TECH EMPLOYEES… THEY ARE SEEING LUXURY CAR DEALERS… ON SOCIAL MEDIA … AND GO STRAIGHT TO THE DEALER TO BUY THEM. 

I GUESS THAT’S ONE WAY TO MINIMIZE YOUR EXPOSURE THROUGH PUBLIC TRANSIT. 

BUT THESE SALES ARE SO ASTRONOMICALLY HIGH THAT THE DEALERS CANNOT KEEP THEM IN THE LOTS. 

TYPICAL PASSENGER CAR SALES WERE DOWN BY 10 PERCENT LAST YEAR AS COMPARED TO 20-19… BUT AUTO SALES FOR BENTLEYS… LAMBORGHINIS…. AND FERRARIS… SOARED… BASICALLY DOUBLING IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS OF THE YEAR. 

THIS CAN BE ATTESTED TO THE CURRENT TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS UNDER COVID. BECAUSE…. THE RICH CANNOT TRAVEL THEY ARE FINDING OTHER WAYS TO SPEND THEIR MONEY. 

WHAT'S IN THE MIRROR-- NOT I? 

A SURVEY CONDUCTED BY ONE POLL ON BEHALF OF MESSAGE ENVY… SHOWS THAT INDIVIDUALS ARE SEEING THE DETRIMENTAL EFFECT OF THE PANDEMIC. 

RESEARCHERS HAVE FOUND THAT 2 OUT OF EVERY FIVE PEOPLE FEEL DRAINED WITHOUT IN-PERSON INTERACTIONS. … AND ABOUT 55 PERCENT OF THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER BEFORE EXPERIENCED CHRONIC PAIN… BEFORE THE PANDEMIC… ARE FEELING IT FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIVES… 

BUT THE PANDEMIC HAS DRAINED MORE THAN JUST THE PHYSICAL SELF… IT HAS ALSO IMPACTED INDIVIDUALS SENSES OF SELF. 

OVER 51 PERCENT OF RESPONDENTS TO THE SURVEY HAVE SAID THAT THE PANDEMIC HAS NEGATIVELY AFFECTED HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT THEMSELVES….AND THEIR BODIES…. 

42 PERCENT NO LONGER FEEL AT HOME IN THEIR BODIES… 

AND TWO IN FIVE HAVE EVEN SAID THEY HAVE GONE AS FAR AS NOT RECOGNIZING THEMSELVES IN THE MIRROR AT LEAST ONCE SINCE THE PANDEMIC HAS BEGAN. 

04/01/2021

LOCKDOWN COCKTAIL

QUARANTINI’S…. AND GLASSES OF WINE… HAVE RIDDLED THE PANDEMICS LOCKDOWNS.

ALCOHOL SALES WERE UP 54 PERCENT IN MARCH. 

AND A WHOPPING 500 PERCENT IN APRIL. 

AS THE DAYS WITHIN THE PANDEMIC…. AS DID THE CONSUMPTION…. BECAUSE IT IS MOST DEFINITELY 5 O'CLOCK SOMEWHERE…. NOT IN AMERICA… BUT WE CAN ALL PRETEND WE ARE IN NEW ZEALAND… AFTER A FEW COCKTAILS. 

AND IT TURNS OUT MIMOSAS TAKE THE CAKE FOR …. MOST SEARCHED COCKTAIL WITHIN THE PANDEMIC. 

AND WHAT THAT TELLS ME IS WE STARTED THE DAYS BRIGHT AND EARLY WITH  FRESH BREAKFAST BUZZ. 

BECAUSE WHY NOT MAKE SITTING BEHIND THE COMPUTER MORE ENTERTAINING? 

THE PINA COLADA… THE WINE COOLER… AND THE WHITE RUSSIAN WERE TO FOLLOW… 

BUT I PERSONALLY FAVORED (DRINK OF CHOICE) DURING THE PANDEMIC… BECAUSE (REASON)

WEEKENDS NFT DROPS

THE WEEKEND IS TRYING TO HOP ON THIS N-F-T TRAIN. 

ON SATURDAY HE IS DROPPING A COLLECTION… THAT HOLDS HIS NEW MUSIC AND SOME EXCLUSIVE ARTWORK. 

THE SINGER AND SONGWRITER WHO APPEARED ON THE SUPER BOWLS HALFTIME SHOW IS CURRENTLY WORTH A NET OF 100 MILLION… BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HE’S TRYING TO EXPAND HIS VALUE IN THE NEW CRYPTO WORLD. 

UNFORTUNATELY HE DIDN’T GIVE HIS FANS A LOT TO WORK WITH IN THE TEASER. 

THERE WAS A VIDEO… SHORTER THAN MOST TIK-TOKS… TEASING THIS NIFTY GATE-SALE. 

BUT THERE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A FLASH SALE FOR THREE PIECES OF ART… EACH WITH A SECTION OF A SONG HE HAS YET TO NAME. 

THE DROP IS GOING TO BE ON SATURDAY AT 2.

TINDER PREDICTIONS

A NEW STUDY… OUT OF NORWAY… HAS SOME NOT NEW INSIGHT ON TINDER.

APPARENTLY IT HAS BEEN CONFIRMED THAT USERS WHO USE THE APP ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE EXTROVERTS. 

BUT THESE EXTROVERTED TENDENCIES ALSO SEEM TO HELP THE INDIVIDUALS CREATE ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS… A YEAR DOWN THE ROAD. 

THOSE WHO USE THE APP FURTHER TEND TO BE … YOUNGER… MORE AGREEABLE… LESS RELIGIOUS… MORE LIKELY TO DRINK… AND ARE MORE LIKELY TO BE ANXIOUS. 

03/31/2021

PEARL JAM 

LIL NAS X…. LIZZO… AND DOJA CAT… HAVE ALL GOTTEN CHART TOPPERS … THANKS TO TIK TOK. 

THE LIP SYNCING APP POPULATED BY GEN-Z…. HAS HAD A LOT OF TOP HITS THIS LAST YEAR... BUT THE DANCE CRAZE THAT FOLLOWED THE RENEGADE STILL HAS NOTHING ON PEARL JAM.

ACCORDING TO THE BANDSINTOWN SURVEY... PEARL JAM STILL HAD THE HIGHEST NUMBERS FOR CONCERT STREAMING IN THIS LAST YEAR OF THE PANDEMIC. 

METALLICA WAS SECOND... FOLLOWED BY BILLIE ELLISH. 

ROOSTER STATUE

If YOU WANT TO MAKE A QUICK GRAND WITHOUT MAKING AN ONLY-FANS.... WE HAVE THE JOB FOR YOU. 

A GIANT ROOSTER... AND I'M TALKING 12 FEET TALL ROOSTER ... WAS ABDUCTED FROM HIS WISCONSIN HOME. 

HE DID LIVE IN FRONT OF THE OSSEOS FAMILY RESTAURANT…. BUT HASN’T BEEN HOME FOR QUITE SOME TIME.

WHILE IT IS UNLIKELY HE IS GOING THROUGH HIS REBELLIOUS TEENAGE YEARS… HIS FAMILY IS LOOKING FOR HIM TO COME HOME.  

SO FAR IT'S BEEN ABOUT A WEEK AND THERE ARE NO LEADS TO WHERE THE ROOSTER WANDERED OFF TO.

IF THIS ABDUCTION TURNS OUT TO BE A PRANK THE RESTAURANT OWNER STILL INTENDS TO REWARD THE RETURNEES WITH A MEAL AND A GRAND. 

THIS ALSO MEANS YOU WON’T HAVE TO RELY ON YOUR VACCINATION CARD FOR SOME DONUTS. 

KILLER EYE DROP

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE SHOW 1000 WAYS TO DIE? 

I HAVE A STORY THAT COULD EASILY MAKE THAT SHOW. 

ALTHOUGH MANY WOULD CHOOSE TO STEP ON CRACKS TO BREAK A WOMAN’S BACK…. ONE MAN ... DECIDED TO USE EYEDROPS TO OFF HIS WIFE. 

JOSHUA HUNSUCKER… IS FACING TRAIL FOR FIRST DEGREE MURDER. 

HE IS BEING CHARGED WITH ADMINISTERING A FATAL AMOUNT OF EYE DROPS… THAT CAUSE HIS WIFE A HEART ATTACK. 

JOSH ORIGINALLY DIDN’T ALLOW FOR AN AUTOPSY… WHICH SPEED UP HIS COLLECTION OF HER 250,000 DOLLAR LIFE INSURANCE POLICY…. 

HE WAS ARRESTED AND WAS RELEASED ON BOND… MONDAY. 

HIS NEXT TRIAL IS MAY 18TH.

LIZZO AND COCONUT OIL

LIZZO IS BEING SUED FOR COCONUT OIL… AND NO IT'S NOT BY JAY ALVEREZ. 

LIZZOS SONG NAMED COCONUT OIL… A SONG FOR SELF LOVE… IS CLAIMED TO HAVE SAMPLED THE VOICE OF AN ELDERLY CHURCH MAN… WHO DID NOT CONSENT TO TAKING PART IN THE MUSICAL PIECE. 

THE MAN IS DEMANDING 7 HUNDRED AND 50 THOUSAND DOLLARS…. FOR THE ANGUISH AND EMBARRASSMENT LIZZO HAS CAUSED HIM. 

THE AUDIO CLIP IS FROM HIM SINGING AT A PRIVATE FUNERAL MEANT FOR CLOSE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. 

ORLANDOUS DUNNING THE ORDAINED ELDER IN THE CHURCH OF GOD IN CHRIST…. SAYS HE WOULD HAVE NEVER CONSENTED TO THE USE OF HIS VOICE BECAUSE IT GOES AGAINST HIS BELIEFS… EVEN THOUGH LIZZOS SONG IS ABOUT SELF LOVE…

03/31/2021

DWTS REBOOT

THE STARS ARE GOING TO BE BACK UNDER THE LIGHTS IN FALL OF 20-21. 

LAST YEAR…. REALITY TV SHOW CONTESTANT…. BACHELORETTE KAITLYN BRISTOWE… WON IT ALL. 

THIS BRINGS FANS TO WONDER WHAT TYPES OF STARS WILL MAKE THE BIG SCREEN. 

IN THE LAST YEAR TIK TOK SAW A DRASTIC SPIKE. 

COULD CONTENT CREATORS LIKE CHARLIE DEMILIO AND ADDISON RAE MAKE THE CUT? 

THEY ARE ALREADY INFILTRATING HOLLYWOOD…. ADDISON WON A LEAD ROLL… EARLIER THIS YEAR... IN THE REMAKE OF “SHE'S ALL THAT” ENTITLED “HES ALL THAT.” 

BUT IS THE LIP SYNCING EQUIVALENT TO STARDOM? 

CURRENTLY THERE HAVE BEEN NO CONTRACT ANNOUNCEMENTS FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON … BUT THERE ARE SUSPICIONS. 

IPHONE RELATIONSHIPS

ALTHOUGH SWIPING RIGHT SEEMS TO BE THE TREND WHEN FINDING YOUR NEW SPECIAL SOMEONE…. THERE IS A LACK OF CHEMISTRY. 

BUT IT SHOULD BE ASSUMED IN AN ERROR OF ZOOM WHERE ALL NEW INTERPERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE THROWN UNDER THE BUS. 

 MANDATORY CAME OUT WITH AN INFORMATIONAL GUIDE ON HOW TO NAVIGATE THE TINDER SCENE….. THANKFULLY WE READ THROUGH IT...SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO. 

FIRST… KNOW WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR. 

BECAUSE ITS ONLINE YOU HAVE OPTIONS FROM SUGAR MAMAS… TO HEARTBROKEN MARINES… 

ITS UP TO KNOW TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT… CAUSE IF YOU DON’T YOU'LL HAVE TO WADE THROUGH A LOT OF UNCOMFORTABLE FIRST INTERACTIONS 

SECOND BE HONEST ABOUT WHAT YOU LIKE AND ARE LOOKING FOR… 

THIRD WATCH OUT FOR SCAMMERS… LIKE WE TALKED ABOUT EARLIER THERE ARE SUGAR PARENTS ON THEIR… BUT THERE ARE ALSO NIGERIAN PRINCES  LOOKING TO TAKE YOUR MONEY. 

AND DON'T WORRY IF THE ONLINE MATCH ISN'T A REAL LIFE MATCH… WOMEN ONLY SWIPE ON TWENTY PERCENT OF THE GUYS THEY SEE…. SO GUYS … GOOD LUCK CHARLIE.

JAMES CHARLES - CHILD GROOMER?  

TWITTER IS TALKING ABOUT HOW THE THIRD MINOR THIS MONTH ALONE HAS CLAIMED JAMES CHARLES… TO BE A CHILD GROOMER. 

ONCE AGAIN THE CLAIM IS THAT JAMES SENT A BOY YOUNGER THAN 16 SEXUALLY EXPLICIT MESSAGES… VIA SNAPCHAT. 

THE LAST TIME THIS HAPPENED THE MAKEUP GURU POSTED A YOUTUBE REFUTING THE CLAIMS. 

BUT THE ACCUSATIONS ARE STILL COMING IN… 

TIK MANY TIK TOKS THIS COULD JUST BE A WAY FOR THE UNDERRAGED BOYS TO PLAY OFF JAMES’ STARDOM AND GAIN FOLLOWERS QUICK..

BUT JAMES HAS YET TO RESPOND … AND HASN'T POSTED ON TWITTER FOR TWO DAYS. 

LIL NAS LAWSUIT 

NIKE …..HAS DECIDED TO GO DOWN TO GEORGIA AND HAVE A TALK WITH THE DEVIL … ABOUT LIL NAS X’S  SATAN SHOES…. 

THANKFULLY THERE WILL BE NO VIOLIN….BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY LIL NAS X WON'T BE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CROSSFIRE BETWEEN MSCHF AND NIKE. 

THE LAWSUIT WS FOR TRADEMARK INFRINGEMENT…. AND IT COMES ONLY AFTER SOCIAL MEDIA USERS THREATENED TO BOYCOTT NIKE… BECAUSE THE DROP OF HUMAN BLOOD JUST WASN’T MOVING ENOUGH FOR THEM. 

03/28/2021

NAS X SATAN SNEAKERS

LIL NAS X’S CONTROVERSIAL MUSIC VIDEO FOR CALL ME BY YOUR NAME… IS THE TALK OF THE TOWN.

THIS MUSIC VIDEO DEPICTS THE 21 YEAR OLD MUSICIAN DESCENDING INTO HELL BY NO OTHER MEANS THAN A STRIPPER POLE. 

FROM HERE HE PROCEEDS TO GIVE SATAN HIS BEST LAP DANCE. 

ON SATURDAY LIL NAS RETWEETED A TWEET FROM TWITTER USER @ BBY HUEVO CONFIRMING THAT THE IMAGERY IN THE MUSIC VIDEO PORTRAY THE FACT THAT HE IS UNBOTHERED BY THE IDEA OF GOING TO HELL IS IT MEANT HE CAN ACCEPT HIMSELF AND HIS SEXUALITY. 

WHILE THIS CONTROVERSY IS AT AN ALL TIME HIGH IN THE TWITTER VERSION FOR BOTH CONSERVATIVES AND MUSIC FANS ALIKE…. LIL NAS X IS PLANNING TO RIDE THESE HEADLINES OUT.

THE CLASSIC AIR MAX 97s BY NIKE ARE BEING USED FOR A COLLAB WITH M-S-C-H-F … AFTER NAS’ MUSIC VIDEO STARTED CONVERSATION. 

THESE SNEAKERS WILL HAVE 6-6-6 EMBROIDERED IN RED….LUKE CHAPTER 10 VERSE 18… INSCRIBED ON THE SIDE TO REFERENCE SATAN'S BANISHMENT FROM HEAVEN… AS WELL AS A PENTAGRAM…

OLIVIA RODRIGO

OLIVIA RODRIGO’S… SONG… ENTITLED DRIVERS LICENSE… HIT THE TOP SONG ON THE ADULT POP AIRPLAY CHART. 

THE PROPELLOR IN THIS SONGS RISE WAS THE SPECULATION AROUND WHO THE SONG IS ABOUT… 

MANY FANS HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT OLIVIA IS REFERRING TO HER EX… JOSHUA BASSETT… AND IT HAS BEEN ASSUMED THE “BLONDE GIRL” WHO MADE HER INSECURE ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP… WAS DISNEY STAR SABRINA CARPENTER. 

MANY ARE SAYING SHE IS FOLLOWING IN TAYLOR SWIFT'S FOOTSTEPS AS HER LOVE TRIANGLE IS DEFINING HER POP PERSONA. 

HOWEVER… SHE HERSELF… HAS GONE RADIO SILENT. 

OLIVIA HAS REMOVED ALL OF HER PREVIOUS PHOTOS ON INSTAGRAM… AND HAS POSTED THREE UNEXPLAINED SILENT VIDEOS THAT APPEAR TO PLAY ON AN OLD SCHOOL TELEVISION. 

THE FIRST SHOWED AN ICE CREAM CONE MELTING… THE SECOND SHOWED A PHOTOS FROM A DRIVE BY THE OCEAN… AND THE THIRD SHOWED OLIVIA WALKING. 

THIS TYPE OF SOCIAL MEDIA POST IS SIMILAR TO TAYLOR SWIFT'S OWN MUSIC ANNOUNCEMENTS… BY OLIVIA HAS YET TO CONFIRM ANOTHER MUSIC DROP.